I'm a Wreck-Less lover and a Careful Hater… I am not a fighter, but I will fight for what I Love… If I disagree with someone, it is because they are Wrong. When I look in the mirror there is NO reflection, because I am ONE-OF-A-KIND. I once taught a German Shepherd to bark in Spanish. My personality is so magnetic I am unable to carry credit cards. Even when I forget to put postage on my mail, it still gets there. I'm a modern woman… A woman for the Millennium… I AM digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern unconventionalist who IS  politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been up-linked and down-loaded… I've been inputted and outsourced… I know the upside of downsizing and the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife, a cutting edge state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but old school… My inner child is outward bound, hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted, cool-as-a-cucumber , voice-activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace… I'm interactive, hyperactive, and from time to time RADIOACTIVE. I AM NOT behind the 8-ball but ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, and pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and OFF DRUGS… I got NO need for coke or speed. I have NO urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the RADAR. I am a high-concept, low-profile, medium-range Ballistic Missionary. I’m a street-wise, smart bomb, and a top-gun bottom-feeder. I have power thighs… I tell power lies… I take power naps… I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing big-foot slam-dunk RAINMAKER with a proactive outreach. I am a raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, a personal digital assistant [PDA] and a PERSONAL AGENDA. You can't shut me up AND you can't dumb me down, 'cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha-female on beta blockers. I'm a non-believer, an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance, super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands-on, footloose, knee-jerk, head-case, prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail. I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail… I eat junk food… I buy junk bonds… I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love, I do NOT use the F-word in my daily speech, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini-mall… I bought a minivan at a mega-store… I eat fast food in the slow lane and I take life slow in the fast lane. I'm toll-free, disease free, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. I am a fully equipped, original equipment, factory authorized, consumer report approved, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated modern medical miracle. I've been prewashed, presoaked, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, prepackaged, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm NOT rude, dude, and I'm the real deal, lean and mean fightin’-machine, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow… I go with the flow… I ride with the tide with Clyde by my side… I got glide in my stride and a wag in my swag... Drivin' and cryin', sailin' and spinnin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy… Lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin' in… There ain't no doubt… I'm hangin' tough, OVER-N-OUT!!!!