Hello Everybody!

Quite a lot of people... Well three so far have asked if doktor cocacolamcdonalds is going to the lovely Edinburgh Festival this year. There is no embittered rant how the whole thing is blantant rip off of artists performerss and punters by major and minor venues and the MAN! So I won't say that..

I'll leave that people with more anger and a better vocabulary than me.

Truth is I did it for the last three years and now I'm skint due excessive home repairs , I don't have a show that I think is good enough, I'm working on new alter-egos and I'm working on a doktor cocacolamcdonalds KIDS TV show.. so I hope everyone has good time with it..

If you are there GO SEE REX NIGHTGALES SHOW! and MJ HIBBETTS SHOW!

That's don't waste anymore time on this...Really don't..Go watch something abouts GOTHS on YOUTUBE..

Paul Bird Creator of doktor cocacolamcdonalds  and The Muppets


P.S. Dear Comics....Please leave Steve Bennett the editor of Chortle alone. I saw him in the FLESH the other day... He was a MORTAL MAN and not a VENGEFUL GOD..He had a nice face but a crap shirt.