When I'm bored I do a Shawn and google myself. Look what I found:
Your Pokéname is:
Chucow
Profile
You live in the frigid tundra of Siberia, and your diet consists mostly of cows, rocks and water.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can puke jet fuel. You have a cell phone. You can breathe hot death. You can spit tahini. You can shoot salt spikes. You can resist cosmic energy bolts. You can throw Dr. Pepper. You can resist wind. You have a discoball. You have goassamer wings. You can throw evil glances.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Volttwo.
I seriously didn't know there was a Pokémon named Chucow. And you know why we named our radio Chucow, right? It's a mix between the boy name "Chuck" and the word "cow" (if you haven't figured it out, cows are our power animals). The background for all this is way too long to explain, so you'll have to settle with that.
Anyway. Let's boycott Pokémon? Although throwing Dr. Pepper is kinda bad-ass. OMG diet consists of cows?! SCREW THAT.