So we put the songs Why The Beard and Electronics up on the website, so when you see us, you can sing along or thumb down especially hated lyrical points. I will post those lyrics as well as those to the song Total Rebellion. Here goes:

WHY THE BEARD
Your beard is a beard of lies
It's an ugly man's disguise
You look like that band "The Band"
Who incidentally I can't stand
Why the beardx2
Stubble is bullshit too
You are not male model
Put a razor to your face
Then use aftershave bottle
Why the beardx2
Pubic hair should be on balls
Not attached to your chin
Unless it is my balls
Attached to your chin

ELECTRONICS
Wires nodes and matrixes
Modems lasers gay marriages
Steamers steam asparagus
Pumpkins turn to carriages
This is electronics
This is electronics
no
If you're naked you're not involved
Put on clothes technology
Then you will evolve
We must keep evolving
Or world will stop revolving
Bow to electronics
This is...aaah
This is electronics
Is this electronics?

TOTAL REBELLION
Don't go to work
Do not do a job
Park your car incorrectly
Wear clothes that are drab
If you do these things
Life will be much cooler
Total rebellion
We are pilgrims
We're sick of british control
We want our own slaves
This is our land we stole
Wigga fuck yo tea
We throw it off the ferry
T.R in the B-Dot
America begins
Total rebellion
Don't forget Canada
We fuck authority too
We make sex shops out of spas
Free animals from zoos
Our policeman is a moose
Prime minister's a goose
We taught you this shit
Now go out and do it
Total Rebellion

The printing of these lyrks are dedicated to all my Buggalos(juggalos who live in Buffalo)