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City: Nether You Mind
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/27/2005

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Wednesday, November 05, 2008 

Here's a free association game I like to play with my friends.  If you are offended by sexual humor please stop reading now.  Love ya anyway.

 

What you do is take any well known person and suggest that they are complete sex freaks by saying, "You know so & so wants it."  To which your friend must reply, "Where?"

 

At this point your answer must be an innuendo directly associated with the person, but also associated with their private parts.  It's not as easy as it sounds, but it's a good way to knock out the cob webs.

 

Enough BS.  Here's an example.

 

You know Dolly Parton wants it.

Where?

In the Grand Ol' Poopry.

 

Here's another.

 

You know Sarah Palin wants it.

Where?

In the Poojet Sound.

 

You can see why this game should only be played with close friends.  Here's one.

 

You just know Pink wants it.

Where?

In the Brown.

 

See what I did there?  I wrote "you just know Pink wants it" to emphasize to the reader just how badly she indeed begs to be pounded.  And the third line tells us where.

 

Try this.

 

You know Pamela Anderson wants it. 

Where?

In the Hepa Tightass.

 

That one obviously has an abusive tone and makes light of a horrible disease.  This can be a bit of a shock to the listener, but let's be honest, you know she wants it.

 

At this point some people might wonder why I don't include male celebrities or politicians.  This is a legitimate concern given the sexist nature of this exercise, but I'll leave that to my female friends.  To be fair I'll write one anyway.

 

You know Donald Trump wants it.

Where?

In the Taj Mahole.

 

There you go.  There are no limits.  This can apply to a country or a pet or an inanimate object.  Let's hear yours. I'll post the best ones.

 

 

 

Tommy Munoz

 
You know George W. Bush wants it.

In the butt!

Did I do it right?
 
Posted by Tommy Munoz on Wednesday, November 05, 2008 - 5:14 AM
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Loraine Braun

 
Since the association is free, I decided to give this a try Robert.
Here are my dirty bakers dozen:

1.
You know where the Three Stooges want it?
Where?
In Larry’s Curly Moe hole

2.
You know where Martha Stewart wants it?
Where?
Between her hot cross buns or roasted rump (Either way, “it’s a good thing.
”)

3.
You know where Pee Wee herman wants it?
Where?
In his mekka- lekka hi, lekka hiney hole.


4. You know where former Washington, D.C.
Mayor Marion Berry wants it?
Where?
In his crack.


5.
You know where Cheech, Chong and Hawkins want it?
Where?
In their pot holes.


6.
You know where Brett Favre wants it?
Where?
In his tight end.


7.
You know where Budweiser beer distributor heiress Cindy McCain wants it?
Where?
In her Hiney-can.


8.
You know where Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry wants it?
Where?
In his poop shoot. (Go ahead, make his day.
)

9.
You know where Jeff Gordon wants it?
Where?
In his ass track.


10.
You know wehre Pope Benedict wants it?
Where?
In his hole-y relic.


11.
You know where John Mcanroe wants it?
Where?
In his ace hole.


12.
You know where Joe Camel wants it?
Where?
In his butt.


13.
You know where A-Rod wants it?
Where?
In his A-nus.


How'd I do?

Low-Rain in the Membrane
 
Posted by Loraine Braun on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 1:52 AM
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Danny Villalpando

 
You know Kid Rock want's it.


Where?

Up his Detroit Rock Shitty
 
Posted by Danny Villalpando on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 1:52 AM
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Cowboy Bill Martin

 
ok, some more....

You know William Shatner wants it?
Where?
In his, "Star Crack"

Or...
You know the universe wants it?
Where?
In it's black hole.


or You know Prince wants it.

Where?
In his Purple Drain

Going old school now...

You know that Neil Patrick Harris wants it.

Where?
In the Dookie Howser.




Or going really old school now...

You know that Ginger from Gilligan's Island wants it.

Where?
In her P.U.S.S.
Min-Hole
 
Posted by Cowboy Bill Martin on Thursday, November 06, 2008 - 1:52 AM
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Fetal-Alcohol Scott Ian
Shaun Brown

 
You know Britney Spears wants it.


Where?

Where she poops and did it again.



You know Jeff Goldblum wants it.


Where?

In Jur-ASS-ic Park


You know Sigmund Freud wants it.


Where?

In his Psycho ANAL-ys-ASS


You're right, this is so much fun!!
 
Posted by Fetal-Alcohol Scott Ian on Friday, November 07, 2008 - 12:34 AM
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