Here's a free association game I like to play with my friends.  If you are offended by sexual humor please stop reading now.  Love ya anyway.

What you do is take any well known person and suggest that they are complete sex freaks by saying, "You know so & so wants it."  To which your friend must reply, "Where?"

At this point your answer must be an innuendo directly associated with the person, but also associated with their private parts.  It's not as easy as it sounds, but it's a good way to knock out the cob webs.

Enough BS.  Here's an example.

You know Dolly Parton wants it.

Where?

In the Grand Ol' Poopry.

Here's another.

You know Sarah Palin wants it.

Where?

In the Poojet Sound.

You can see why this game should only be played with close friends.  Here's one.

You just know Pink wants it.

Where?

In the Brown.

See what I did there?  I wrote "you just know Pink wants it" to emphasize to the reader just how badly she indeed begs to be pounded.  And the third line tells us where.

Try this.

You know Pamela Anderson wants it. 

Where?

In the Hepa Tightass.

That one obviously has an abusive tone and makes light of a horrible disease.  This can be a bit of a shock to the listener, but let's be honest, you know she wants it.

At this point some people might wonder why I don't include male celebrities or politicians.  This is a legitimate concern given the sexist nature of this exercise, but I'll leave that to my female friends.  To be fair I'll write one anyway.

You know Donald Trump wants it.

Where?

In the Taj Mahole.

There you go.  There are no limits.  This can apply to a country or a pet or an inanimate object.  Let's hear yours. I'll post the best ones.