I was born as the result of at least one orgasm in Miami, FL - 22MAY66

I grew up in the North Cuba, South New York, East Mexico, West

Uganda area of South Florida.

And you know people from Miami want it.

Where?

In the Little Havanagina.

The news paper said that Miami experienced it's first full month without a homicide in 42 years.  "Since May, 1966."  This could be the result of lower crime rate, a rise in emergency room effectiveness or people are becoming faster runners.

You know the Police love it.

Where?

With their King Of Pain Wrapped Around Your Finger.

Either way, it's a new day in America and it's high time to set aside our differences and do something nice for one another.

You can go into a packed Waffle House at 3a.m., pick up the check for everybody in the place and they'll never forget you as long as they live.  Cost you $18.50.  $18.50 to have a golden statue erected in your honor outside the Waffle House. 

Waffle House workers like it.

Where?

In the All Star.

Instead of judging the employees at Dairy Queen, compliment them on their collection of neck hickies and congratulate them for getting laid.

Dairy Queen workers love it.

Where?

In the kitchen, the parking lot, their cars, schoolf grounds.  

In closing I'd like to thank Myspace for the featuring my silly blawg.  Was I happy to do it.  Well, was Saint Francis a sissy?  Yes.

You know Tom from Myspace wants it.

Where?

Look how he's standing in his picture.  Ahem.

And thank you to the friends who commented on my random thoughts this week.  Keep them coming I hope you all have a good weekend.

You know myspace friends want it.

Where?

http://www.myspace.com/crapper

Later

rh