This junk never ceases to amaze. There's a reason I'm not using Myspace too often, well several reasons, and this bulletin hoax is my favorite reason yet.
From Mr. Tom Jones (Manager of Myspace).
Myspace system is getting too crowded!! [too "lets try and copy FaceBook features," maybe, it's been crowded with junk for years] We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. . . If you do not send this to at least 10 Myspace members, we will delete your account. [did we forget our original number was 20 already?]
WARNING!
We want to find out which users are actually using their Myspace accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass this email to every Myspace user that you can. IF YOU DO NOT PASS this letter to anyone [not 20 or 10 any more, just anyoone??] we will delete your account.
Sorry for this inconvenience.
[you should be. your number scheme is confusing!]
-Tom
The best part of this hoax -
Tom *Jones* runs myspace? I wish! It would probably have a theme song like this:
It's not unusual to hang out too much online.
It's not unusual to get spammed at any time.
If I see you comment on my friend's pix another time
There will be drama without a warning sign!
You'll wanna die.
It's not unusual to get dumped at any time
If you're tagged in friends' pix that aren't mine!
If you should ever want a comment on your blog
Post bulletins and beg just like a dog
It's not unusual it happens every day
No matter what you say
You'll see PC4PC all the time
Real friends will never do
Sparkly comments to you
Who are those lousy friends of mine!
It's not unusual to be mad with anyone
You've never met but hate their reply's opinion.
If you should ever feel like acting your age
You'll have to first log out
or use your teen kid's page.
No matter what you say
Hatemail all the way
And constant whining about life...
Thank you, good night.
Tom Jones' best cameo: