Even though I work from home, I get the pleasure of mixing with some real characters during my day, one being Ron. Fortunately, Ron is a little bit off, just like me, and has highly entertaining accounts of his life.

He's the kind of person who says things like, "I get bored and so cause trouble.  I need brakes; I really do," and you know he means it. 

During a recent exchange, Ron referred to himself as a "weather perfectionist," and cited the climate challanges as is his reason for moving from Northern California to Southern California.

He said he was considering naming his waiting-to-be-written book "Never Underestimate the Importance of Nice Weather." Upon hearing that phrase, my little wheels started turning.

In an ideal world, Jimmy Buffett's people will buy this little bugger from me and thus make Ron and me a boatload of cash. If any of you Parrotheads have an in, let me know.