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City: NEW ORLEANS
State: Louisiana
Country: US
Signup Date: 10/31/2007

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Thursday, July 31, 2008 
I like to hoist Ronnie Lou over my head in a gentle arc while saying "WHEEEEEEEE," because she grins like a loon and eats her fist with glee. But for the last two weeks, due to bruised ribs I sustained in the course of crashing my bicycle (I lead a very full life), I now play Space Baby with a noise more like wheggghh, which of course just doesn't pack as much panache.

Fortunately, it doesn't matter that much to Ronnie right now. I could read the owner's manual to our microwave oven to her for the bedtime story and she'd still be enthralled for exactly nine minutes, at which time she starts pulling hairs out of my arm. She's just like her mother that way.

At five months, my daughter needs constant stimulus and interaction from Tobi and me, but none of that interaction has to make any real sense. I can say "Bean pie ding-dong!" in a squeaky voice while wiggling my ears for a full half hour to this kid, and she squeals nonstop with the kind of transcendental joy you can only get through complete and utter non-comprehension. It is funny to her, and she wants to see it again. Again. Again. You get the picture.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it myself. The ability to discard meaning and just gibber like a squirrel isn't just a little bit cathartic. I always come away from these little playtimes feeling lighter and happier, having bathed in the glow of a laughing baby who thinks random words punctuated with fart noises are just as much a scream as I do.

I'd be willing to bet that there are some real health benefits to this. I've been thinking about working some sort of random-sounding mantra into my nightly exercise ("Magic hot dog scooter bee!"), but I get enough wierd stares just riding my bike, without the enhancement of crazy-person talk. But can you imagine the stress we could all unload if we were able to walk up to each other and (insert sound of fingers-on-the-lips bweebabweebabweeba) for, oh, say, ninety seconds, uninterrupted? You could probably almost hear the masses of fists, teeth and anuses (anii?) unclenching.

The irony, of course, is not lost on me. Here, the single most important endeavor and presumably the most significant source of worry and stress in my life has turned out to be a refuge from the blind, churning idiocy of the modern world.

Until she learns how to speak.


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Motherlove

 
I love you Tommy, this is exactly what I've been trying to say. Last night Mykayla went crazy over "uh-oh" and she likes me to blow razzberries in her armpits. The best part of my day is spent blowing in someone's armpits. I love parenthood. I can't wait to see you guys tomorrow.
 
Posted by Motherlove on Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 5:59 PM
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cluteous maximus
Ryan Clute

 
what scares me: i spoke just as much gibberish BEFORE miles came along! i think it goes back to when steve and i were kids. we used to take songs, and replace the lyrics with gibberish that rhymed. just so happens that it's been equally entertaining to miles, even before he's able to differentiate nonsense from english (which i struggle with to this day).

what scares me MORE: i might have to retire my nonsensical "mantra" (never thought of it that way...) when we begin the journey of linguistics. or not...we'll worry about that when it comes. wait, shit. that could be like a week from now (really 6 months or so. but what's the difference? it all feels the same).
 
Posted by cluteous maximus on Thursday, July 31, 2008 - 7:13 PM
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Mother bear

 
My thoughts exactly, just wish i could put my thoughts into words like you do. really wish we could meet Ronnie and Tobi. Family ROCKS!
 
Posted by Mother bear on Saturday, September 20, 2008 - 2:50 AM
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