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Well here it is. I’m enjoying my last week of being thirtysomething.Sunday I’ll step out of my thirties into being 40! OMG, that’s fuckin’ middle age! Damn, if you asked me when I was 30, if I’d ever turned forty i’d tell u to go lick yourself! But, here it is. It’s pretty scary! Well, maybe that’s too strong a word. It’s well…no fuck it, I’m scared as hell!!! What happens when you cross over into middle age? Will the penis demons knock on the door, the moment I turn 40, and take away my ability to get an erection? Oh that’s right, they have "cock coke" (Viagra, cialis) for that. Haha…I know what a mental shock it was for me to turn 30. It wasn’t that bad, but 40? By the age of 40, you’re suppose to be settled down, be 30 pounds overweight, have a few hard headed kids in their teens. I’ve got none of those. All my buddies have kids, wives, houses. The clock of is ticking, but I’m no closer to marriage and kids, than when I was 16!Anybody over 40 reading this got some advice. How do I drive this thing?? (being 40, that is.)At least I’m not alone in sharing the birthday. My brother’s birthday is also the same, and so is Derrick May’s. I’m not saying his age. He might get mad. I think he’s 60 or 61! Haha…See you guys on the other side of the big 4-0!
I’m happy though. I’ve still got dreams of a 22 year old, and I’m pursuing them as if I was 22. Look out for this old man!
1:16 AM
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