SAVE NOT, DISENFRANCHISED OBAMANATION WORRIER CLERKS!

HAUNTED GRAFFITI IS FULLY COOKED and DRESSED UP FOR OUR BIGGEST and BUSIEST TOUR YET! WE CORDIALLY INVITE EVERYONE IN THE CIVILIZED WORLD TO RALLY OUR CAUSE, WASH OUR BACKS, AND BREAD OUR BUTTERS . MAKE A PLEDGE, PASS DE DUTCHESS PANI LEFT HAND SIDE, PROVIDE STIMULUS PACKAGE OR JAILBAIT US FROM TEMPESTUOUS MIDDLE AGE SLOTH WHEREIN ENCROACHING VIVIAN GIRLS CONGREGATE:
-the kitchen club

YOU WITH ME? VERY WELL THEN......LET'S GET NERVOUS!
AP

Items For Sale this time WILL include:

-FLASHBACK/RAMA YA
/REMINISCENCES/PHANTATHSMA 7" EP-
4 song Tour Only release on Cooler Cat Records (a very APHG imprint) ---------

also new on the merch table: -
-BRAND NEW HAUNTED GRAFFIT-T's- (including a special repress of the Classic ROSIE "Bat head" design, care/of FAST FRIENDS INC.) in Small, Medium, and Large ---Hand screened and Printed on AMERICAN APPAREL
-APHG printed TOTE BAGS
-APHG -!Grandes Exitos! - the FIRST Ariel Pink Hits Collection ever assembled on Compact Disc, containing 20+ hits, a few previously unreleased gems + 2 bonus tracks, (of the new single 7", CAN'T HEAR MY EYES/EVOLUTION's A LIE, already out of print from Ltd ed. of 500 on Mexican Summer)
-a few copies left of the aforementioned single, 7', which will likely be gone by the time you see this,
-ODDDITTIESODOMIES LP last copies left of the tour of this classic 2008 Vinyl International release- get em before they're GONE for Good.

and many more goods for you and yours.
you're very welcome.
AP&Ko,