MySpace


blogs.myspace.com/manni7
MySpace.com | rss | sign in
man



Last Updated: 4/10/2007

Send Message
Instant Message
Email to a Friend
Subscribe

Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 24
Sign: Cancer

City: booze, broads and bullets
State: Ontario
Country: CA
Signup Date: 8/31/2005
Thursday, June 22, 2006 

Current mood:  bored
Category: Life
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................49

Adventurous........................Slept with everyone. 

Athletic...........................No breasts. 

Average looking....................Mooooooo 

Beautiful..........................Pathological liar. 

Emotionally Secure.................On medication. 

Feminist...........................Fat. 
 
Free spirit........................Junkie. 

Friendship first...................Former pub slut. 

New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. 

Old-fashioned......................No BJs. 

Open-minded........................Desperate. 

Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing. 

Professional.......................Bitch 

Voluptuous.........................Very Fat. 

Large frame........................Hugely Fat. 

Wants Soul mate....................Stalker. 
  
WOMENS' ENGLISH: 

1. Yes = No 

2. No = Yes 

3. Maybe = No 

4. We need = I want 

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 

9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? 
 
MENS' ENGLISH: 

1. I am hungry = I am hungry 

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 

3. I am tired = I am tired 

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 

5. I love you = Let's have sex now 

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Currently listening:
They're Only Chasing Safety
By UnderOath
Release date: 15 June, 2004
3:09 PM
 
Print
Back to Blog List