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HOLY BARTENDER TOUR
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Just rolling into a sleazy hotel off the Sunset Strip in
Hollywood and just realized that we have been on tour a full week now! Pretty
awesome shit! Here is a recap of how
things have gone down so far! The dudes
in Heroes Amongst Thieves all got shitty “tour” tattoos at the Mirkwood in
Arlington and we definitely weren’t metal enough for the crowd but it was OK
because Blake got to eat a bunch of vegan food.
Seattle at the Bit Saloon was an absolute blast and it was great having
Seattle really represent for us! The
Damage Done was fucking awesome as always and we all got drunk. We ventured
into Raymond Washington and managed to not get murdered and ate a bunch of
really strong brownies and had one goofy evening…set up a great DIY stage and
made that shit happen! Rolled into
California and played some bust shows in Redding and Stocton but we managed to
get away with not having to pay a multiple hundred dollar bar tab and Bones
hooked it up with some mushies! We had a
rough night drinking rum on KC from heroes sister’s front lawn and ended up
having the cops pull out some members of Heroes out of the van at 3 AM! After a lot of apologizing we headed to the
beach and then fell in love with Santa Cruz. We got a hotel right off the beach
and checked out the board walk before the show, ate some brownies and just hung
out by the beach! After the show in
Santa Cruz we gobbled up the mushrooms and hung out on the beach drinking Jameson
and herbing til 5 AM! We couldn’t bring
ourselves to back track to Modesto so we bailed on that show and headed south
towards Hollywood! We ended up in Pismo
beach and didn’t have a place to state and couldn’t afford a hotel so we camped
in a parking lot behind a bar we got drunk at and the cops once again interrupted
us and at 3 AM they made us pack up camp and leave! Snuck into a state campground and crashed
until morning. Had a long drive into
Hollywood from Pismo and hung out at the Whiskey A Go Go making a whole lot of
new friends! Met an awesome dude named Jerry who brought me into the “Compassionate
Care Club” and bought me some medical herb which I am about to enjoy right
now!....DAMN this “Blue Dream” is exactly what the name says!
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So far the tour is one big gay joke and tickle fest!
Fun
SAUCE