Well I learned a little about myself tonite.

-I can cradle two cans of vienna sausage and some sardines  between my legs and not walk any differently. (i snuck them into the movie theater).

-I will never stop dancing while I drive, even though I know that one day it will be the death of me.

-I will never quit chewing ice, even if all my teeth fall out.

-I say I wanna fall in love but it scares me more than slapping jesse in the balls and waiting for a surprise retaliation.

-I will never stop slapping jesse in the balls

-Even though my mammaw will read this i am talking about jesses balls (sorry mammaw)

-Ben is one of the coolest people i know.

-Vintage clothing is great and my glasses are totally boss even if no one ealse likes them.

-Eating vienna sausage ,sardines, cheetos, Moutain Hollar (bargain dew), Nutty buddies, and oatmeal cookies may be a good thing but not all together. I feel sorry for myself tommarro.

-fuck "tommaro me" bring on the gut rot goodies.

-The only person who may ever consider me their whole world is the little boy whom I had to hold his junk the first time he peed standing up.

                                                                                          And thats ok with me.
                                                                                                          he is mine...

Eric