Dr. Powerful gives back to the community

Sponsors Sanford Area Soccer League youth soccer team

Sanford, NC USA, April 25, 2008 – Dr. Powerful, the industry leader in creating angular, undanceable, and poorly dressed rock, announced today that it is sponsoring an under 8 (U8) team from the Sanford Area Soccer League.  This strategic alliance will enable soccer playing youth in this central North Carolina town to don the coolest uniform on the planet. 

"Giving our local youth the chance to wear a jersey emblazoned with our strong global brand is a priority for our organization," said Gordon Anderson, Executive Vice President, Strategic Marketing, Central North Carolina.  "When I look at those other kids wearing insurance companies and septic tank service logos, I feel sort of sorry for them."

"We are particularly pleased that our brand will appear in many soccer photos that will be given to grandparents as presents," said Daniel Robinson, Chief Sustainability Officer.  "Reaching baby boomers is where we really see a growth opportunity, and what better way to do this than to have our name draped over their grandkids in a picture frame on Christmas morning?" 

"I am just glad the team is winning," said Andy Rouse, Chief Financial Officer.  "We need to show a measurable return on our investment."

Eddie Watkins, Vice President of Business Development, was unavailable for comment, but it is rumored that he was able to broker this deal by claiming Dr. Powerful was a lawn mower company.

About Dr. Powerful
Dr. Powerful (www.myspace.com/drpowerful) is a global leader in providing counter productive workflow solutions to humans worldwide. With operational headquarters in Sanford, NC., Dr. Powerful provides low fidelity music to professionals who pretend to do work in the fields of law, tax, accounting, financial services, scientific research, food service, sanitation, black market organ trading, and healthcare.