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Last Updated: 11/19/2009

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Status: Single
City: Malfoy Manor
State: New York
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/6/2007

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Monday, August 24, 2009 
Happy Malfoy Monday everybody!

We've uploaded the final mix of "My Dad is Rich on a Boat"!  This song is both a cover and a mash-up of "My Dad is Rich" by Draco and the Malfoys and "I'm on a Boat" by Lonely Island (as featured on Saturday Night Live).  The song will appear on "We're Freakin' Awesome: A Tribute to Draco and the Malfoys".  Denni Towle of Cruciatus Curse is putting this compilation together, so mad props go out to him!

More details about this fantastic charity album can be found on the Facebook fan page below:


THIS SONG IS VERY EXPLICIT!!!!

Flick: Malfoy

Swish: Aww shit!

Flick: Yeah

Swish: Get your wands ready!  It’s about to go down!

Flick: Malfoy, yeah

Swish: Everybody in the place raise your fucking wands!

Wave them around if you’re motherfucking rich!

We Malfoys. Let’s go!

 

My dad is rich (Flick: dad is rich)

Your dad is dead (Flick: dad is dead)

Everybody look at me cuz I’m motherfucking rich

 (Flick: motherfucking rich)

My dad is rich (Flick: dad is rich)

Your dad is dead

I’m a Malfoy, bitch,

and I’m motherfucking rich (Flick: rich yeah)

 

My dad is always there to open all my doors

You have to call a Patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours (Flick: yeah)

mama says she loves me when she tucks me into bed

How’s your mama doing in the Mirror of Erised?

 

Your dad’s on his journey

to the great beyond

When you’re dueling you might see him

Come out of someone else’s wand

You may have freed our house-elf

Or brought doubt to our family name

But your parents still got toasted

By a big green glowing flame!

 

I’m riding on my nimbus

Doing flips and shit

You falling off your firebolt

Dementors on your dick

They tryin’ a kiss you

Cuz you a stupid git

My dad is rich motherfucker

Don’t you ever forget


My dad is rich and

Your dad is dead and

I got your weapon right here,

power of love, man

I love my mom

I love my dad too

We all love lord voldemort

And we all hate you

 

Shut the fuck up

My dad is rich

 

Fuck Potter, I’m rich motherfucker (Flick: motherfucker)

Fuck Potter, I caught the snitch motherfucker  (Flick: motherfucker)

I’m on the block with my boys motherfucker  (Flick: motherfucker)

You sucking cock on your knees motherfucker (Flick: knees sucking cock motherfucker)

 

Hey ma if you could see me now

Shoe pressed up against Potter’s brow

Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow

It’s magic motherfuckers

All: Anything is possible  (Flick: Anything is possible)

 ....

Flick:

Yeah

Snape’s Patronus was a doe

Cuz your mama was a ho

Vol-de-mort, look at me oh

Never thought I’d see the day

When I’d kick you in the face

Believe me when I say

I fucked your girlfriend

Weasley, yeah yeah,

 

My dad is rich (Flick: dad is rich)

Your dad is dead (Flick: dad is dead)

Everybody look at me cuz I’m motherfucking rich

 (Flick: motherfucking rich)

My dad is rich (Flick: dad is rich)

Your dad is dead

I’m a Malfoy, bitch,

and I’m motherfucking rich

 (Flick: Malfoy, Malfoy, yeah)

2x....

Debbie
Deborah Schneider

 
This song still gives me the giggles; I feel like an effin' fifteen year old!

 
Posted by Debbie on Monday, August 24, 2009 - 4:32 PM
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Swish and Flick (Now on i-Tunes!)

 
Glad we can make you giggle :)
 
Posted by Swish and Flick (Now on i-Tunes!) on Thursday, August 27, 2009 - 8:35 PM
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Hawthorn & Holly

 
That is fucking gold you guys!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Hawthorn & Holly on Tuesday, August 25, 2009 - 3:13 PM
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