Happy Malfoy Monday everybody!
We've uploaded the final mix of "My Dad is Rich on a Boat"! This song is both a cover and a mash-up of "My Dad is Rich" by Draco and the Malfoys and "I'm on a Boat" by Lonely Island (as featured on Saturday Night Live). The song will appear on "We're Freakin' Awesome: A Tribute to Draco and the Malfoys". Denni Towle of Cruciatus Curse is putting this compilation together, so mad props go out to him!
More details about this fantastic charity album can be found on the Facebook fan page below:
THIS SONG IS VERY EXPLICIT!!!!
Flick: Malfoy
Swish: Aww shit!
Flick: Yeah
Swish: Get your wands ready! It’s about to go down!
Flick: Malfoy, yeah
Swish: Everybody in the place raise your fucking wands!
Wave them around if you’re motherfucking rich!
We Malfoys. Let’s go!
My dad is rich (Flick: dad is rich)
Your dad is dead (Flick: dad is dead)
Everybody look at me cuz I’m motherfucking rich
(Flick:
motherfucking rich)
My dad is rich (Flick: dad is rich)
Your dad is dead
I’m a Malfoy, bitch,
and I’m motherfucking rich (Flick: rich yeah)
My dad is always there to open all my doors
You have to call a Patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours
(Flick: yeah)
mama says she loves me when she tucks me into bed
How’s your mama doing in the Mirror of Erised?
Your
dad’s on his journey
to the
great beyond
When
you’re dueling you might see him
Come
out of someone else’s wand
You may
have freed our house-elf
Or
brought doubt to our family name
But
your parents still got toasted
By a
big green glowing flame!
I’m
riding on my nimbus
Doing
flips and shit
You falling
off your firebolt
Dementors
on your dick
They
tryin’ a kiss you
Cuz you
a stupid git
My dad
is rich motherfucker
Don’t
you ever forget
My dad is rich and
Your dad is dead and
I got your weapon right here,
power of love, man
I love my mom
I love my dad too
We all love lord voldemort
And we all hate you
Shut the fuck up
My dad is rich
Fuck Potter, I’m rich motherfucker (Flick: motherfucker)
Fuck Potter, I caught the snitch motherfucker (Flick: motherfucker)
I’m on the block with my boys motherfucker
(Flick: motherfucker)
You sucking cock on your knees motherfucker (Flick: knees sucking cock motherfucker)
Hey ma if you could see me now
Shoe pressed up against Potter’s brow
Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow
It’s magic motherfuckers
All: Anything is possible (Flick: Anything is possible)
....
Flick:
Yeah
Snape’s Patronus was a doe
Cuz your mama was a ho
Vol-de-mort, look at me oh
Never thought I’d see the day
When I’d kick you in the face
Believe me when I say
I fucked your girlfriend
Weasley, yeah yeah,
My dad is rich (Flick: dad is rich)
Your dad is dead (Flick: dad is dead)
Everybody look at me cuz I’m motherfucking rich
(Flick:
motherfucking rich)
My dad is rich (Flick: dad is rich)
Your dad is dead
I’m a Malfoy, bitch,
and I’m motherfucking rich
(Flick: Malfoy,
Malfoy, yeah)
2x....