why oh why do you feel so boring?
last year we were going steady, you actually GAVE me the same love i gave you. now, i feel like i'm just used up, and maybe it's just me or are you seeing someone?
okay, okay... enough beating around the bush - i'll be honest...
I'M the one seeing someone!
shocking, i know. i'm dating a more sophisticated individual, someone who doesn't whore themselves--
what, like i didn't know?! oh come on! i caught you many times whoring yourself out to all my friends - that's right! i KNEW.
that's why i don't feel bad anymore, i'm just going to say it.
it was facebook.
look, it was just a one in a time thing, and i didn't intend to do it again. BUT, since you're yelling at me, i'll just tell you that facebook is the one who is sophisticated --- SHE LISTENS TO ME OKAY?!
it's not like YOU have the time for me anymore... oh come on, don't look at me like that! and stop the mercy-tears, they're not working on me!
look facebook treats me right okay? she calls me when i'm lonely, she hugs me and tells me that everything will be alright. and what have you done?
you've done nothing but sleep around, lazy, and eating all my food. you don't even tell me you love me anymore.
at least facebook does.
facebook is clean, organized, and knows exactly when i want to have movie night with my guy friends! you never did that for me.
she even---
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
you're kidding me right?
how could you say that?! you're just jealous!
oh come on that's absurd?!
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wait-are you serious?
wtf is that supposed to mean, she's dating my brother AND my friends?
OMG even MY MOTHER?!
how did you find this out?
i feel like vomiting... i mean, i've come to detest you, but you always were honest with me even if it was selfish motive.
how do you know that she's been the biggest slut in the world?
you're kidding. SHE'S WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH YOU?! oh my gosh i don't know what to say...
so you were the more popular one in high school? and that's what made facebook turn slutty?
yeah but come on, you can't deny the flashiness of your ego, you ALWAYS wanted to attention. oh- so now you're jealous of her getting all the attention?
well serves you right, even if she IS a whore, i don't give a crap. at least she still listens to me!
look - myspace... *sigh*...
it's just not working out with you and i. even if she does get around with my friends, my coworkers, AND my..... family *ick*, at least she is there for me. you give me no feedback darling, and for that i am truly sorry.
look - i'll still check up on you okay, i don't want to say that we can still be "just friends" because that is lame but... i'm going steady with facebook, and that's that.
take care, myspace.
~ esskay