I work with a woman who has a very large chest.  She wants to get them reduced.  Apparantly, our insurance will cover the procedure if they are large enough.  The criteria is boob size in proportion to body size.  Anyways, she went in to get them checked out.  Apparently, ONE of her breasts qualifies for reduction, while the other one DOES NOT.  How fucked up is THAT?!?  In order to get them both done, she needs to lose about 10 pounds.  I suggested that they just take a little from the big one and add it to the "little" one so that they both qualify.  No dice.

I've always said that the insurance business is the biggest racket in the world.  This just goes to prove my point.