Okay shits, here's the scoop:
We recorded four songs. They are called:
1. Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
2. She's Losin' It
3. My Wandering Days Are Over
4. Judy and the Dream of Horses
Together they conform, like Voltron, into one 7" called
We Don't Stand a Chance. All the songs are recorded, mixed, and mastered, and now the record should be out probably January or February on FacePalm Records.
The cover looks like this:

It will be pressed on baby blue vinyl and limited to 300.
We may or may not play a show to celebrate this. If we do, it will probably be a one-off in San Antonio only, because everyone else in Texas is too uptight, whereas San Antonio knows how to have a good fuckin' time. But playing a show would require practicing, which just ain't punk, friends.
But you know that we love you.
We'll tell you when the record finally comes out, so keep your ear to the streets!
- Mitch