Some encounters I've had with idiots:

*I was driving the speed limit of 80 on the highway one day, and some dude raced pass me doing at least 100km/hr, over-took me and yelled out..."Learn to drive, you slow-ass motherfucker!"

*I was outside my club having a cigarette during my break one night, and these chics came up to me and asks, "Excuse, we're looking for The Bedroom Nightclub...". I pointed behind me and replied, "Hey ladies, it's right downstairs. I hope you all have a great night!". One of the chics then rudely asks, "How do we even know if you're bullshitting...do you even work there??". I smiled and sarcastically said, "No technically I walk around town with my uniform on trying to look for the place also!".

Some silly things people do:

*Look both ways before crossing a one way street.

*Offering to buy 1 cigarette off someone for the same price as the whole pack.

*Trying to get into a club whilst clearly intoxicated knowing that their entry is not possible.