I can never explain these myself:

*Why do dykes get offended when you call them, ’Sir’?

*Why do people ask directions when they are already holding a map?

*Why do racist people complain about racist issues and diversity?

*Why is 1L of petrol more expensive than a 1L bottle of water? What are we really short of?

*Why do gay men get uptight when you label them as ’fags or homos’?

*Why do some people complain about people who complain too much? (Yes, I do see the irony.)

*Why do people drive faster when the traffic lights turn yellow, but drive slower when its green? Shouldn’t our traffic lights be just yellow and red then?

*If you can be over-whelmed and also be under-whelmed...is it possible to be just, whelmed?

*Why don’t strippers accept coins but accepts notes of the same value?

* Why do rich people ask for discounts?

*Do dykes use dildos? If yes...then why?

*Why are virgin girls more afraid of anal sex than vaginal sex? Can they really expect the worse from either?