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Gender: Female
Status: Swinger
Age: 102
Sign: Capricorn

City: CLEVELAND
State: Ohio
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/10/2007

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Sunday, February 17, 2008 
These lineups are the results of the official "Lotto League" draft night held at Asterisk gallery, Saturday night, February 2nd, 2008.

Again, each musician and artist were chosen randomly with the only rule being that of "compatibility", which was determined by all players only being allowed to be in bands with others they have never been in bands with before.

And so let it begin:



SNUGGLE PROPHET
Scott Pickering (Flat Can Co., Speaker/Cranker)
Chris Rager (Cheap Tragedies, Lovekill)
Jen Stiles (Argyle Denial)
Brendan Sedlak (Clan of the Cave Bear, Self Destruct Button)


HOMELESSSEXUAL
Jonathan Morgan (Disengage)
Chris Smith (Keelhaul, Inmates)
Bubba O'Connor (Machine Go Boom, Burger Boys)
Mike Diliberto (Boatzz, 30 Lincoln)
Matthew T (20,000 Leagues Under the Industry)


FREE MOMENTS
John Polomsky (Bare Essentials)
Dale Ursic (Homostupids, The X Bolex)
Mike Rodemann (No Peace, Puncture Wound)
Dave Petrovich (The Very Knees, The Perfect Guy)

THE VALLEY OF LIFE
Chris Cannon (Matter + Memory)
Justic Coulter (Roue, Shells)
Christa Ebert (UnoLady)
Jason Byers (Disengage)
Chris Kulscar (This Moment In Black History, Chargers Street Gang)


SPACE WIZARD
Sean Djuricic (National Suicide Day)
Ryan Weitzel (Mystery of Two, Home and Garden)
Todd Pincombe (Insurrect, Halving)
Sebastian Wagner (Tall Pines, Southern Trespass)

CHICAGO UK
Jon Thomas (Volcanos Awake)
David Russel (Jerk, A Real Knife Head)
Ken Janssen (Hot Rails, The Vista Cruisers)
Morte Treehorn (Kill The Hippies, Electric Man)
Dave Cintron (Terminal Lovers, Dimbulb)


HUNGRY JACK
Lisa Pouluvcin (Hot Cha Cha, The Very Knees)
Matt Majesky (The X Bolex, State of Ohio)
Tony Merritt (Freedom, Chum)
Jenna Barvitski (Giants of Gender, The Devotees)

JOVANAS WITNESS
Stanton Thatcher (Tall Pines, Tokyo Storm Warning)
John Kalman (Roue)
Michael Marks (To Be A Highpowered Executive)
Chris Frohring (Bedwhistle)
Jovana Batkovic (Hot Cha Cha)

SKUNKS OF THE ALMIGHTY
Roseanna Safos (Black River Baby, Kill Shawn's Head)
Paul Maccarrone (The Deathers, Giant Eagle)
Josh Durocher-Jones (Insurrect, Sun God)
Jeff Harris (Roue)


OLD DILDO
Steve Mehlman (Roue, Pere Ubu)
Scott Hosner (Black Wolf, Argyle Denial)
Jacob Trombetta (6 Parts 7)
Buddy Akita (This Moment In Black History, The Teenage Knockouts)

POSTCARDS ALONG FOREIGN SHORES
Dustin Thomas (Casual Future)
Matthew Robinson (To Be A Highpowered Executive, 20goto10)
Kyle Farrell (Giants of Gender)
Dan Polito (Karate For Kids)
Rafeeq Washington (blktygr, Vernacular)

ALLIED FEDERATION PARTNERSHIP ASSOCIATION
Christina Akita (Short Rabbits, Jukebox Value)
Lisa Ellis (Britches)
Krissy Brannan (Kong Sauce, Rather Honey)
Krauty McKraut (Seers, Puffy Areolas)
John Rodemann (Thumbs Up!)

DR. WIDGET
Michael Lassins (To Be A Highpowered Executive)
Mike Ocampo (JJ Magazine, Mystery of Two)
Carol Schumacher (Tough & Lovely, Detroit Cobras)
Jarmara (Dad of Rock)

SHAMPOON
Nate Schieble (The X Bolex, Self Destruct Button)
Andrew Penmer (Plasma For Guns, Tightrope Kaleidoscope)
Shawn Mishak (Kid Tested)
Leslie Basalla (Vital Mines)

BORIS KARLOFF
Matt Lindsay (Doktor Bitch, Sockeye)
Paul Sydorenko (JJ Magazine, Sanchpa)
Stephe Kuchna (New Lou Reeds, Prole Art Threat)
Dave Taha (Chloroform, Red Shift)

FUCK IS THE NEW BLACK
Will Scharf (Keelhaul, Craw)
Jamie Bennett (Unsparing Sea)
Matt Valerino (Bella Sylva, Volcanos Awake)
Joe Milan (Uva Ursi, Hookboy)

THE AUDACITY OF DOPE
Matt Clement (Kong Sauce, Bella Sylva)
Nathan Bowers (Tusco Terror, Dirty Lords)
Lawrence Caswell (National Suicide Day, Lives of the Saints)
Tony Vorell (Expecting Rain)

GANDHI SS
Matt Fish (Lives of the Saints, Chargers Street Gang)
Davis Straub (State of Ohio, Neo Nothing)
Adrian Bertolone (Ay, Shells)
Noah Hrbek (To Be A Highpowered Executive)
PP Envy (Kill The Hippies)

BIG SEX
Bob Zieger (Darvocets, Cider)
Mandy Aramouni (Hot Cha Cha, Poor Sailor)
Carrie Bukala (Machine Go Boom, Kill Shawn's Head)
Wyatt Howland (Skin Graft, Dead Peasant Insurance)
Skot Thompson (OnePointThree, Rancid Yak Butter Tea Party)

STIMULUS PACKAGE
Kevin Jaworski (Sun God, Nine Shocks Terror)
Matt Jauch (Boatzz, Chalkline)
Rodny Davis (Dad of Rock)
Brittany Hudak (The Very Knees, Shesus)

CLEVELAND PUBLIC POWER
John Delzoppo (Clan of the Cave Bear, Yeti Scalp)
Josh Banaszak (Homostupids, McShitz)
Jack Smiley (Hard Luck Trio, 9 Volt Haunted House)
Steve Stanaszek (???)

RAD BATHHOUSE
Shawn Flowers (Chum, Tachyon Lane)
Jae Kristoff (The Deathers, Land of Buried Treasure)
Gabe Schray (Houseguest, Genetically Yours)
Mike Uva (Hookboy, Emily Rock Group)
Pete Levine (Sun God, Mystery of Two)

HAPSBURG LIP
Mike Baranick (Machine Go Boom, Washout Corporation)
Zach Starnik (JJ Magazine, Sammy Slims)
Matthew Gengler (Aloha, The Perfect Guy)
Tara Klein (Unsparing Sea, Akron Symphony Orchestra)


BOURBON OUTFITTERS
Jon Csicsilla (Big Barn, New Lou Reeds)
Craig Rockwell (To Be A Highpowered Executive)
Aaron Melnick (Inmates, Integrity)
Joshua Jesty (This is Exploding)
Ken Picklesimer Jr. (Kill The Hippies, Lionel Jefferson Airplane)

GOOD NEWS FOR PEOPLE WITH CREDIT PROBLEMS
Carl Holt (Zyklus II, In Cold Blood)
Tony Erba (Cheap Tragedies, Face Value)
Ted Flynn (Theodore Vril, Flux Up 10%)
Nick Licata (Hot Rails)

DEHUMIDIFIER VS. HUMIDIFIER
Greg Hyland (Kiddo, The Twilight)
JP Gamier (Zyklus II, Glocknein)
Gheramy Demery (Poor Sailor, Golden Ox)
Rob Resch (Ohm's Law, I Sing The Body Electric)


THE ANAL CHEETAHS
Nick Riley (Mystery of Two, The Lobster Clause)
Brian Straw (Low Lamps, 6 Parts 7)
Katherine Koenig (Maximum Consumption)
Stephanie Griffin (Afternoon Naps, Cleveland Country Band)
Julius Kwolek (Hoagie Tres, Plus Ultra)


MOHAMMED CARTOON
J Guy (Dead Peasant Insurance, Scarcity of Tanks)
Rich Raponi (Self Destruct Button, The Deathers)
Jim Karpinski (Burger Boys, Giant Eagle)
Jeff Curtis (Iron Ixide, Gem)
John Neely (Tokyo Storm Warning)

SEMPER FI
Marc Russo (Sun God, No Peace)
Beckett Warren (ICUP, Beckett and Friends)
Michael Pultz (blktygr, Seers)
Victor Anaya (McShitz, Pathetics)

SWAYZE ALL OVER
Ryan Kearney (The Twilight, Volta Sound)
Heather Gmucs (Hot Cha Cha, Decline)
Nick Kelley (ICUP, Cripple Kid)
Ron Kretsch (Lives of the Saints, Proletarian Art Threat)

JETTALAND
Matt Chasney (Poor Sailor, 6 Parts 7)
Miss Melvis (Flat Can Co., Chump)
Scott McHenry (Lionel Jefferson Airplane, Hobble Hoof)
Kat Stewart (Iron Oxide, Black Cabbage)

TWIST IT NASTY
Glen McNeil (JJ Magazine, Space Age Miracles)
Edward Angel Sotelo (Cobra Verde, The Conservatives)
Karen Wegryn (Panterydactyl, Mother Button)
Lou Arocho (The X Bolex, Small Object A)

BORN RAPED
Jim Konya (Nunslaughter, Schnauzer)
Roxanne Starnik (Blisse Anonyon Atu, JJ Magazine)
Mike Tolan (Tusco Terror, 6 Parts 7)
Jimmy Donadio (Flat Can Co., Speaker/Cranker)

* only temporary roman numeral naming.

Good Luck, Ladies and Gentlemen.

-The Council
Matthew T. ®

 
Last night will one day stand out in Cleveland history like all the amazing things that have gone down in our poor town without notice at the time they went down. I could not be more pleased and proud to be part of this amazing silly-ness. My thanx to the Council (who, by the way, are above being bribed).
 
Posted by Matthew T. ® on Sunday, February 03, 2008 - 4:32 PM
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CRAZY DAVE TAPE
Aragulak Sirton Fifth Fourth

 
ANYONE CAN USE THESE POTENTIAL BAND NAMES, THANKFULLY:
PANTY THEFT, PANTIES FOR COCAINE, THONG ABUSE, WET COTTON PANTY THEFT, OPERATION PANTY DROP, KREAM-DREAM: THE BAND, SYPHILIS TEETH, UNCLE DANNY,
2-HOT-4-UR-LUV, NINJA MASSACRE, CRUSHER JOHNSON, KOBRA KLAW, FRENCH PUDDING,
ARBY'S SANDWICH, PECTORAL MASSACRE, FARTBREATH, MASTURBATORY URGE.
 
Posted by CRAZY DAVE TAPE on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 11:53 AM
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fuck

 
"Again, each musician and artist were chosen randomly with the only rule being that of "compatibility", which was determined by all players only being allowed to be in bands with others they have never been in bands with before."

And that every band was given a drummer in the first round, and given a practice spot in the second - which hardly dents the number of possible combinations actually, so all of you "40%" fuckers can go back to stats class. And you better get your own ride.
 
Posted by fuck on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 5:30 PM
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Krissy is tackling a tower.

 
In keeping with this tech-savvy age, I shall be blogging the lottery experience.

Also, you guys deserve a giant feast and many beautiful women for making this happen.
 
Posted by Krissy is tackling a tower. on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 7:55 PM
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scott mchenry

 
BAND XXXI is "Jettaland"
 
Posted by scott mchenry on Saturday, February 09, 2008 - 3:29 AM
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Blisse

 
AAAAAhahahahahaaaaa *snuggle prophet and *twist it nasty
THOSE ARE REALLY GOOD
 
Posted by Blisse on Saturday, February 16, 2008 - 3:47 AM
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Matt Lindsay

 
i said jovanas witness to be a smart ass dill hole, i didn't want you to actually use it!
 
Posted by Matt Lindsay on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 12:41 PM
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matt jauch
Matt Jauch

 
these names make me laugh out loud every time i read them. stay witty, Cleveland.
 
Posted by matt jauch on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 11:53 PM
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matt jauch
Matt Jauch

 
these names make me laugh out loud every time i read them. stay witty, Cleveland.
 
Posted by matt jauch on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 - 11:53 PM
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Chief Bromide
Matt Valerino

 
correction:


that'S

FUCK IS THE NEW BLACK....


eyyy,,,,but, i don't really care
 
Posted by Chief Bromide on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 12:34 AM
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Jovie's Ovie's

 
This is why I love Cleveland. Think tank. My stomach hurts.
 
Posted by Jovie's Ovie's on Saturday, February 23, 2008 - 4:52 PM
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To Be a High Powered Executive

 
I suggest the renaming of "Gandhi SS" to "Mahatma Gandhi SuperStar".
 
Posted by To Be a High Powered Executive on Saturday, March 01, 2008 - 11:48 PM
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kiely

 
i hope to return for the lottery payouts ... at The Beachland?
 
Posted by kiely on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 5:34 AM
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