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Friday, October 05, 2007 

Current mood:  contemplative
As Jesus, I'm always astounded how seriously people take me. There are so many other good philosophers out there.

Dont get me wrong, I love the spotlight. It's just time to give back to all the other made-up deities out there that worked so hard for so little credit in the long run.

All of them taken extremely seriously by people.

All of them have had murders committed in their name, whether they like it or not.

All of them endowed with "supernatural powers" by... you guessed it... people.

All of them fooled by leaders who know how to quote the deity of the day.

And so it goes.

9:04 PM
 
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EqualOppGOD!
Steven Johnston

 
Thats great!
 
Posted by EqualOppGOD! on Friday, October 05, 2007 - 9:14 PM
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the Agnostic Anarch
Agnostic Anarch

 
Dude, you seriously fucking rock!

Wish you'd put Cthulu in there, though...

~AA

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I contend that we are both atheists.
I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss
all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours.
— Stephen F Roberts.
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Posted by the Agnostic Anarch on Friday, October 05, 2007 - 11:48 PM
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Comedy Jesus

 
Indeed there were many gods left out... I kept them for the sequel in another 2000 years (filming in China).
 
Posted by Comedy Jesus on Saturday, October 06, 2007 - 1:07 AM
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Comedy Jesus

 
Out of all those deities, Buddha is the only one I respect (I also owe him 20 bucks).

Zeus recently OD'd on viagra, so he's not so rapey anymore.

The atheists were drinking water - I told them it was wine... it's amazing how drunk people can get on faith alone.
 
Posted by Comedy Jesus on Saturday, October 06, 2007 - 1:10 AM
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Doodle Gleep

 
Hahahaha I love it! The Flying Spaghetti Monster was at DragonCon last month. Maybe you can come next year ???
 
Posted by Doodle Gleep on Saturday, October 06, 2007 - 4:43 PM
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