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Let's be suckerfree

Jeff Ban


Last Updated: 12/2/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Divorced
Age: 33
Sign: Sagittarius

State: New Jersey
Country: US
Signup Date: 11/2/2003

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Friday, June 12, 2009 
I know i sound old but where are the bartenders who know what 3 fingers mean? Where are the ones that know the difference between Scotch and Irish whiskey? How about a double 0 tumbler?
In case you didn't figure out i miss some of the old days. Older than myself i guess.


Amazing

 
It's not just bartenders, it's epidemic.  Salespeople everywhere act like they are doing you a great big favor to wait on you.  I know more about the plumbing parts in Home Depot than they do. 

What really frosts my cookies is the proliferation of tip jars.  First it was at Dunkin Donuts, then the pizza counter and now in the porn store.  Don't these people make a salary 

Come on now I gotta tip the jizz mopper at the porn store??!!  Do I tip him a percentage of the toys I bought?  Or do I have to tip based on the amount of time I spent in the store laughing at the movie titles, chasing friends with giant wangs, and sticking my finger in the fake asses?
 
Posted by Amazing on Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 5:16 PM
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dumb
STUPID DUMBASS

 
stay home the fridge knows exactly what you need!

 
Posted by dumb on Monday, June 15, 2009 - 10:47 PM
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Let's be suckerfree
Jeff Ban

 
Seriously you both have good points. I don't go to bars for a while and i forget exactly why i hate them. Then i go out a couple times and the reasons pop up everywhere.


 
Posted by Let's be suckerfree on Tuesday, June 16, 2009 - 8:52 PM
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