MyMom Stalks me on MySpace

My mom is my friend
I love her to the end
but when she gets online
I don't like the stuff she finds

MyMom stalks me on MySpace
MyMom stalks me on MySpace
then she gets in MyFace
when she finds out stuff on MySpace

I have a life you see
that isn't what she sees in me
I think it would offend her
But I might have to defriend her

MyMom stalks me on MySpace
MyMom stalks me on MySpace
then she gets in MyFace
when she finds out stuff on MySpace

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Souvenir

that fuck was so great
I want a souvenir
I want to remember it forever
I want a souvenir

Can we get a tshirt or a coosie to hold my beer?
that fuck was so great
I want a souvenir