10 COMMANDMENTS OF A TEENAGER

1) thou shall not sneak out when your
parents are sleeping
(why wait?)

2)thou shall not do drugz
(alcohol last longer)

3)thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4)thou shall not get arrested for
vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)

5)thou shall not steel from thy
parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6)thou shall not get in fights.
(just start them)

7)thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8)thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex.
(as Nike sayz, just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle of the street and shout: *ROAD KILL!!*