So I've been trapped behind my computer for the last week drafting up riders and tour contracts...NO FUN! I keep thinking towards the weekend when I can go grab a beer and see all the good people at the spot and I realize I'm so wrapped up in it I'm promoting to myself haha.

Anyhoosus...for those that didn't get to witness the first Heavy Ro bar brawl last weekend, it was unexpected and a bit on the hysterically funny side.

There was a bald, kind of gnarly looking dude with a cane and a heavy limp that strolled into HeavyRTN with his equally gnarly white rasta homeboy with fat dreads. There's also this camera guy there snapping flicks of people and cheesing the whole night. I actually really liked that dude. Seemed like a righteous guy. They were sitting next to each other all night and I didn't think nothing of it. I actually didn't even give them dudes a second glance. So nearing the end of the night, all of a sudden I see dread dude and camera dude tackle each other to the ground beating the shit out of one another. Cane man steps up and hobbles over to the human face mash pile and starts beating his cane down randomly and obviously hitting both of them.

I'm like WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!?

So I casually walk over (like an ultra pimp) and as the cane man lifted for another swing, i snatched dudes cane out of his hand and proceeded to beat all three of them...ummm.....ummmm....

jk

i just snatched the cane and yelled at them. At this point Equestrian cut the music and you could hear her rich voice yell out "Get the fuck outta here"!

So dread dude gets kicked out and i'm holding onto cripple dudes cane and cam dude is getting his shit together...then all of a sudden cam dude rushes outside and tackles dread dude and smashes his face to the ground dislocating his arm. Again shit was broken up...and everyone was like WTF IS GOING ON. Ambulance and cops were called.

What was funny even more was that Equestrian as soon as dudes were out kick started the music again and everyone kept partying like nothing went down.

I went back inside and everyone was dancing and having a good time while you could see all the sirens and flashing lights outside...

Turns out fight started cause one dude called another dude an "Idiot"!

CHEERS TO HEAVY ROTATION!

I <3 you!

-Jyant
Buttermilk Baby Makers

PS - another story that defines how ill this night is was when Sugarman's serato froze and the music cut out and instead of bitching and wining like every other place would have...some attendees yelled "REMIX" and started a soul clap and kept on dancing while Sugar fixed his serato...ILL SHIT!

PSS - i love booty!