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Gender: Male
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Age: 28
Sign: Leo

Country: UK
Signup Date: 9/5/2005
Sunday, June 18, 2006 
Taped this one rather than watching, and saw it today. And oh my God, what an utter pile of rubbish it was. After RTD sorted it out a bit with the Christmas special and the first two episodes of the season, this was a huge disappointment.

I know the lack of involvement from The Doctor and Rose was unavoidable for production reasons, but this thing still seemed to be done very much on the cheap - there seemed to be a huge amount of recycled footage on show. Also, a large amount of time is devoted to showing us a) Jackie Tyler's a dirty old slapper who's alsmost certainy a regular in the pages of Forty Plus and b) Camille Codhuri really, really should jack this acting lark in and maybe see if she can get into Forty Plus herself. We knew both of these things anyway.

The script took themes from "Aliens of London" and "Boom Town" (being the one left behind, the impact The Doctor has) and thoroughly beat them to death here. There was a bit of 'subtext' on show - those tracking The Doctor were, like Clive in last series' "Rose" (seriously, this is like RTD's greatest hits. Without the "greatest" or "hits" bits, anyway. More of a contractual obligation album?), parodies of Who fans themselves. It's ironic, really, that their quiet life as The Doctor fades from their lives their interest is revived by a podgy, preachy braggard obsessed with his own ego who saps their lives and leaves them wishing it had never come back.
It doesn't help that the cast are uniformly unimpressive. Peter Kay's alright early on, but once he's in slap he gives his usual "I'm Peter Kay with a regional accent" bullshit and we all pray that this one will be over quickly.

There were just far too many stupid moments to list in this one. The red and blue buckets... The paving stone ("We have a love life" Hur-hur, Russ, you're such a fucking card)... No-one questionning the dwindling numbers of LINDA... The LINDA thing itself... Kay getting a Yorkshire accent when he stops pretending to be a human...  The lame comedy in the launderette... Oh, and this being the man behind such adult drama as Queer as Folk and The Second Coming, obviously someone gets absorbed into the alien's arse. LOL.

The worst Doctor Who episode since... erm... well, I think we have a new champion.
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Denyer

 
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No way is she forty...
 
Posted by Denyer on Sunday, June 18, 2006 - 11:36 PM
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Tom

 
I'm afraid she seemed like a cut-price Julia Sawalha to me :(
 
Posted by Tom on Monday, June 19, 2006 - 1:02 PM
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Nathizzle

 
Yeah, much my thought. I'd have guessed mid-thirties at a push.

Gotta love the utter utter shiteness of the sledgehammer exposition.

"Oh, no... now that I've been absorbed I can read his thoughts... he's going to absorb you, too!"

Yeah, no fucking shit. "Run! You're next!" would have done the trick.

And why bother with the whole "blatantly made up by a child" monster? Surely it would have made more sense for Kay to have just been a Slitheen and have done with it?

I get the whole repressed memory thing... but surely the fact that this weird guy was standing about in his house the day he found his mother dead would sort of be remembered? Maybe if Elton blamed the Doctor for his mum's death, it would have made it borderline interesting...

Overall, it was like watching Storyteller, but without all the things that made the Buffy episode such utter, utter genius... or, well... any of the even vaguely good things about it.

Crap!

And Ursula shouldn't be able to talk as a paving slab. For a start, she doesn't have a larynx. [/wonderfalls]
 
Posted by Nathizzle on Monday, June 19, 2006 - 11:17 AM
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Tom

 
I was surprised by the whole total-lack-of-point to the repressed memory thing as well... Having an embittered man talked around by the real article helping him would have worked better.

It also may have worked better with a character we've seen before... maybe last series, with Mickey for example.

It also may have worked better if any aspect of it had been any good, actually. Even with the poorer episodes of the revival there have been a few good scenes or even concepts and ideas in there somewhere, but not this one.
 
Posted by Tom on Monday, June 19, 2006 - 1:09 PM
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