Oh look, I tricked you. How insensitive of me.

Anyway, I'm simply bursting with news, so I'll skip my usual hemming and hawing for profundity and get down to the nitty-gritty.

You'll notice I uploaded a new song, "Something Sick." It's a demo the band, AFM, hasn't gotten around to doing yet, but in the meantime, I thought I'd share it with you fine, upstanding gents and gentresses. It's more along the lines of "The Dead Dance!" of feet-stomping and ass-shaking, and I'm actually rather pleased with how it turned out.

Speaking of the band, A Fine Mess is going (dare I say) swimmingly. Knock on wood. For those of you who aren't initiated, head over to myspace.com/afinemessband RIGHT FUCKING NOW. We're going to uploading a new track soon, soon, very soon, which I am confident will leave you sockless, said socks having been rocked off.

Even more thrilling is Oct. 6th, AFM's first show AND my debut as my groovy ghouley self for my good friend Chloe's "Horror Flicks and Naked Chicks" party/show/macabre extravaganza at Trash Bar. There's going to be band, movies, burlesque, and will be the first in a series of Monday nights. And best of it, I'll be acting as master of ceremonies, making my shameless desire to entertain actually work for me, as opposed to leaving me ostracized and rage-filled at work. I'll be reminding EVERYONE as the date approaches, but make a plan to be there.

See you all in the nude,

G