So, for those trying desperately to keep up with the veritable onslaught of updates we have unleashed since putting up this website, here's a nice little digest of the goings on in AFM-land.

Our guitarist, Sita, will be leaving the band shortly after our shows in October. We appreciate her contributions to the band, thank her for her time, and wish her luck with future projects. We also have given her a lovely gift basket, with fresh fruits, baked goods, and a $20 gift certificate to Trader Joe's.

We will play the shows slated for October, however after that, we will be re-committing ourselves to recording and rehearsing so that we will be able to truly give you all spinal taps of rock.

We are currently holding auditions for a new guitarist. If you or anyone you know might be interested, please send us a message or email me a gray.bouchard@gmail.com.

Since we're experiencing a drastic change in line-up (and given the fact we never liked it that much in the first place) we'll be changing our name. To what, we haven't decided. Feel free to make suggestions. Most likely, we will dismiss them as retarded, but in the off-chance we dig it and decide to go with it, you will have the satisfaction of being able to beam with pride every time we appear on MTV/the cover of Rolling Stone/TIME magazine. It'll almost be as good as actually being IN the band. Well, not really, but you can tell yourself that.

Over and Out,

Gray (and co.)
FormerlyAFM