BoozeParade: virginia woolf is the winner, though.
Caro1ine: woolf wins, totally.
BoozeParade: stuffed her pockets full of rocks and walked into a lake.
fucking
determination
Caro1ine: it'd be funny if it was an accident.
like, i dunno, she had a rock collection.
and she accidentally dropped one, and went in to get it.
BoozeParade:ha
here's a morbid thought.
Caro1ine: (i love things that start like that)
BoozeParade: she probably stuffed her pockets with rocks because she knew she'd try to swim up once she started drowning.
which she means she probably died trying not to drown, but foiled by a less survival-minded version of herself from the past.
Caro1ine: oh, god!
BoozeParade: so what's your plan for new year's?


don't act like you've never talked about these things in this way, bitches.