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Category: Music
Hey Folks-
Tom Hamilton here. I play bass guitar in AEROSMITH! I'm sorry, what? No, that's Morrissey, and he's in The Smiths. I'm in AEROSMITH. You know, the band with Steven Tyler and Joe Perry?! Ah, there you go....Got it now? Good. What? Ugh- YES, we're the band that had that one song in the Ben Affleck movie with the animal crackers.
Anyway, check this out- We're playing the DOUBLE DOOR on HALLOWEEN NIGHT! Wait, what? NO, I am NOT the one with the scarves on the mic stand!! That's Steven Tyler. Yes, he is hot. I don't know, maybe 59? Yes, he does look good. Pilates. Daily.
May I finish? Thanks. As I was saying, we're playing the DOUBLE DOOR on HALLOWEEN NIGHT as part of their ANNUAL HALLOWEEN BASH. We're the headliners, but make sure to get there early to see.............What? NO! I am NOT the one with the Hot Sauce! That's Joe Perry! Yes, I have tried it, and yes, it's good. On chicken. Use only a 1/2 teaspoon in chili, though, as it gets hotter when you....UGH! May I please finish? What? NO DAMMIT! That was the JOE PERRY PROJECT! We are AEROSMITH- The Bad Boys of Boston! America's Greatest Rock N' Roll Band! Ring a bell? We have been a band since the mid 70s. YES, we're the guys that did that one song with.....NO, not NWA. RUN DMC.
Sweet emotional Jesus! Please let me finish, and then you can talk to Steven. I'm Tom Hamilton, the tall blonde bass player in Aerosmith! I stand behind Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, but I am an integral part of the rhythm section. Without Brad Whitford, Joey Kramer and myself, the band's groove would not be locked in tighter than a........nevermind.
All I wanted to do was annouce via email transmission that we are playing the DOUBLE DOOR HALLOWEEN BASH on FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31 (HALLOWEEN). We're headlining. Also playing are TOM WAITS, THE CRAMPS, MICHAEL JACKSON, and EDDIE MONEY...........The what? No, Eddie Money is NOT the guy who sang "The Stroke." Yes, that song is good. It's Billy Squier, though, and he's not playing.
Excuse me? You want to talk to Steven? FINE. See you on Halloween.
Here's Steven:
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Hey Folks! It's the Demon of Screamin', the Toxic Twin, the Boston Big-Mouth! (woah-oh!) Yackackow yackackackackow (woah-oh, yeeeah)!! Nyyahhhhh nnyyaaahhh nnnyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.
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