Al's myspace friends of the week- pt.2

Al's myspace friend(s) of the week!: Asstounding Entertainment myspace.com/asstoundingentertainment

Aight kids, this is an interactive blog, your going to have to pull up they're myspace page in order for this to make sense. That's assuming that once their page is up anything in your life will ever make sense again. I became fixated on this page because I feel like it does more to exemplify the fact that there are still women that have no idea what men find attractive or sexy. Fuck it, I'll settle for non-ridiculous.

Asstounding entertainment manages exotic dancers in the New England area that have clearly made a few bad choices in this life and probably a few former ones.
The first thing that they want you to know is that THIS IS NOT AN ESCORT SERVICE which anyone can see as they look at Navannah's lead picture. I've seen more subtle offers for sex in Cambodian bars. After looking at Navannah's picture I can only assume that she is checking her inbox everyday like, "why are all these pervy guys propositioning me for sex?" Didn't they read the rest of my profile where I stated the person I'd most like to meet would be Ghandi? That's right Navannah, when your leaning over a massage table with your skirt hiked up and your entire butt exposed, guys aren't going to learn anything else about you, we stop reading anything below your ass cheeks.

First things first, lets address the car wash: I've decided to take one picture from each row because otherwise this blog would (happily) never end.

First row, 3rd pic: Ludicrous (I'm going to run out of synonyms for shitty). Navannah looks like she is trying to raise awareness for horribly, awkward posture. Of every dollar you give 10 cents will be used to help a young girl that is constantly hunched over like the "less than" (<) sign. Her car washing mate Sonia has on a bathing suit that JFK's wife probably wore to the beach in '66. I'm waiting for a dog to bite it, and pull it down exposing her white butt like the old suntan lotion ads.

Second Row, pic one: Asinine. He doesn't look like a happy customer, it looks like one girl is holding him while Sonia robs him and Navannah shifts into the "greater than" (>) sign.

Third Row, pic's one and two: Awful. Ladies, enough with the pressure washers… wtf… why are you so obsessed with them? In the fourth pic Navannah shows off the body of a 14 year old boy that still wrestles at 104 lbs. and is actively trying to make weight.

Fourth Row, Pic 3: God Awful. Sonia forgets to hold her gut in, things take a turn for the worse.

Bonus side notes:
Robin looks like a homeless woman that was pulling it together and then her locker at the YMCA she was sleeping at was vandalized- Robin where are your pants? I want answers!
Lexi has a look on her face like your just told her you were an undercover cop but shes pondering on asking you for crack anyway.
Sonya looks like she wonders if you already gave the drugs you had to Lexi and Candy… Candy… Candy, we'll save that blog for a later date.

As I end this blog I want you to know that for all the shit I talked, I'm actually a gold member with asstounding entertainment. As it stands now, if I get two girls, I get a third girl that is equal to or slightly less disgusting than them for free! Beat that Genny!!

*****On a serious note I wrote this blog for you Denise, I hope it brought a smile to your face. Good luck with the surgery, we're all behind you baby!!! Hurry up and get better so you can come back out to the Improv and laugh a little bit girl-

love al