I love classic rock station radio promos because they're never gonna get any new albums, they just have to find new gimmics. As my grandfather used to tell me "Buy classic rock, it's the one thing they're not making anymore." Well, gramps, this radio promo is for you:

It's September, and that means we're only one month away from the greatest ongoing radio promotion of all time: SHOCKTOBER!!
We'll shock you with one million volts of rock featuring the greatest shock rockers of all- Led Zeppelin, Metallica and more Led Zeppelin. It's called SHOCKTOBER and we're gonna SHOCK all month long.

But before that, get ready to have your eyes blown out of your ears as we bring you rock's greatest tunemeisters- Led Zeppelin, Metallica and more Led Zeppelin! You'll rock 'til you drop, then rock some more and it'll look like convulsions but you'll just be rocking as they wheel you away to the rockhospital! It's called ROCK-TOBER and we're gonna ROCK all month long!

It'll make you forget all about the horrible events of last Rape-ril.