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Mike Burns



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City: Los Angeles
State: CA
Country: US
Tuesday, January 06, 2009 

Category: Food and Restaurants

This morning I was eating Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits in the car on the way to work.  Fumbling with the box, I dropped one into the plastic tumbler of Pabst I had in the cup holder and thought to myself,

"Jesus.  What kind of scumbag eats Triscuits for breakfast?"

So I had my ladyfriend pull into McDonald's for value meals I bought with a debit card.

That's when "Paradise City" came on the fm radio.

 

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Kenny

 
I was kinda hoping you'd have fished the Triscuit out of the Pabst and gobbled it up, forthwith.


What a let down.

 
Posted by Kenny on Tuesday, January 06, 2009 - 8:17 PM
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Mike Burns

 
Of course I did Kenny. Don't make assumptions.
 
Posted by Mike Burns on Tuesday, January 06, 2009 - 8:19 PM
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Mark

 
Rosemary and Olive Oil triscuits? What kind of faggedy fag are you?

Real men like me eat the Fire roasted tomato and olive oil ones, by the bucket, with some warm brie.


Fag.

 
Posted by Mark on Wednesday, January 07, 2009 - 1:51 AM
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