This morning I was eating Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuits in the car on the way to work. Fumbling with the box, I dropped one into the plastic tumbler of Pabst I had in the cup holder and thought to myself,
"Jesus. What kind of scumbag eats Triscuits for breakfast?"
So I had my ladyfriend pull into McDonald's for value meals I bought with a debit card.
That's when "Paradise City" came on the fm radio.