goops I hid its a game
loose i say it agaim
poop I made a big bang
goose i ate a parade

Haikus----
tight pecs from bow flex
upside down picture of me
huh I look like that?

pennies in my teeth
bronchitis brings it all back
steamy rotten breath

coffee paranoid
huge writhing pile of kicking
grasshopper legs

I am a natural
Iam a pavement caveman
like a hermit crab

dont shit where you eat
dont bite the hand that feeds you
dont pee on your feet

talk shit to my girl?
when I am upstairs sleeping?
joplin is real small

first thought is the best
the second one is a cunt
the third is an ass

to my face you talk
I can see that you will speak
that is all I get

ben