NOT ABLE TO SURPASS 60MPRH, A TRIP IN VANITY THE VAN IS LIKE A BAD VERSION OF THE MOVIE "SPEED." BIG RED ROOSTER'S METHODS OF MOBILITY RELY SOLELY ON AN OLD FEMALE VOLLEYBALL TEAM'S TRUSTY VAN THAT WAS PURCHASED FOR $1000 IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. MAINTENANCE FEES THAT LATER ACCOMPANIED IT? NO COMMENT.
EPISODE V: "VANITY THE VAN"
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