Hidey ho squirts, Alfred here to tell you about the lastest commotion among the ranks here at GuCoCoHa. On August 16th we are going to get our message out in a public event in the struggling community of Nome Texas. As you may have heard, DPC (daily personal crisis) is epidemic in this disparity ravaged area and our highly trained team of minor crisis managers, McSkeddy, Dragonfly and Tray will be there to ejaculate empathy and help all over the teeming throng of patrons at this event.
This is going to be a big deal to help us get some awareness of our cause as politicians, government officials, live music, antique/muscle car display, horsy rides, Hooters girls, numerous vendors, free food (and SEVERAL KEGS OF BEER!) will all be present with fresh wounds for us to lick. All that creamy goodness for a 12 dollar ticket sponsors the campaign of a Texas visionary and friend of GuCoCoHa! It's going to be huge fun the likes of which the sleepy little town of Nome has never seen before. The buzz about this event in Nome is building and GuCoCoHa is going to represent big with a tiny carbon footprint to boot.
Get it, foot boot?... Never mind.
Remember, even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room...
Cheers
Alfred