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	Jeany [♥] Jeany Yang	shows what cats know about phones   Posted by Jeany [♥] on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 4:28 AM [Reply to this]

	Ming-O-Matic	only a pussy would dial 911   Posted by Ming-O-Matic on Wednesday, October 04, 2006 - 11:13 AM [Reply to this]

	Skye	Shows what cats know about shoes.   Posted by Skye on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 5:04 PM [Reply to this]

	Intensity In Ten Cities	Those thousand cats have been watching reruns of Get Smart, when they should be watching The Office.  :)   Posted by Intensity In Ten Cities on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 4:33 AM [Reply to this]

	Tricialew (Tee2)	Mine dialed the remote... I was in a body cast for 3 months....dumb cat.   Posted by Tricialew (Tee2) on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 4:34 AM [Reply to this]

	Meghan	Your cat looks almost exactly like my cat. Except my cat just dumped the remote, I think he was eyeing the calculator. My electronic equipment could have it's own soap opera.   Posted by Meghan on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 11:23 AM [Reply to this]

	Jennifer is so passé. Jennifer Martin	that's so true.  But the one cat that did dial 911 was totally awesome.   Posted by Jennifer is so passé. on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 4:34 AM [Reply to this]

	Allysa Allysa B	i bet they were all angela's cats.   Posted by Allysa on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 4:38 AM [Reply to this]

	The Reclusive Canadienne	I would never rely on my cat in an emergency. That's just silly. (She's dyslexic.)   Posted by The Reclusive Canadienne on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 4:47 AM [Reply to this]

	Tracy	My cat can dial 911. She just chooses not to.     Posted by Tracy on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 5:07 AM [Reply to this]

	ali	toby is paul is cool   Posted by ali on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 5:20 AM [Reply to this]

	2	Yes, but for every so-called "cat hero" there are literally at least two or three that abuse the emergency response system and attempt to gain notariety by staging fake emergencies.....   Posted by 2 on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 6:41 AM [Reply to this]

	tori weber Tori Weber	Yes, don't put all of your eggs in that basket.  Come up with a fire plan as well. Hi Toby!    Posted by tori weber on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 7:18 AM [Reply to this]

	Paul Little	I'll still hang all my hopes on a cat. And I don't even have a cat.   Posted by Paul Little on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 9:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Diana	don't forget the million that planned the "accident" in the first place.   Posted by Diana on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 12:01 PM [Reply to this]

	Denise (ddker)	If it was up to my cat to dial 911 to save me I'd most definitly die and my cat would just be staring at me wanting food or something.   Posted by Denise (ddker) on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 12:17 PM [Reply to this]

	Josie the V	this is soo funny u should post something every day!   not like "cat talk" it can be other stuff too..........if you had an obession w/ felines that might strange.......still funny but strange.   Posted by Josie the V on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 12:39 PM [Reply to this]

	D	...and at least one hundred thousand who just stare, unimpressed, then go back to licking their ass.   Posted by D on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 12:55 PM [Reply to this]

	Manders amanda smith	My dog used a moment where there was an emergency to get on the computer chair and attack the keyboard with her paws.  My IM friends thought I was speaking in tongues and I was dealing with a family emergency.   Posted by Manders on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 1:39 PM [Reply to this]

	Dolly Princess Unicorn	Why would anyone program 7-4-1 on their speed dial anyway?   Posted by Dolly Princess Unicorn on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 1:48 PM [Reply to this]

	petra?	Anyone too lazy to dial straight down the left side of their phone, that's who. Me. I'm too lazy. Or if you just don't have any friends' numbers to program. Then you at least feel like someone is there...   Posted by petra? on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 6:57 PM [Reply to this]

	V Vanessa Janson	My head just melted from the brilliance.   Posted by V on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 2:05 PM [Reply to this]

	tek Tiana Krug	that explains the sudden influx of shoe deliveries... (i'm accident prone)...(stupid cat)     Posted by tek on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 3:23 PM [Reply to this]

		My cat would definitely NOT dial 9-1-1 to save my life. He's the son-of-a-bitch that's trying to kill me. I love him but I always have to "watch my back" around him. Sneaky, black bastard.  Have a great week, Paul. ~Lori   Posted by on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 4:04 PM [Reply to this]

	petra?	Well that's still pretty impressive considering that most humans can't even do as much.   Posted by petra? on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 6:52 PM [Reply to this]

	Kate	Mine dials 9-7-6 numbers....at least, I think it's the cat...   Posted by Kate on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 7:20 PM [Reply to this]

		don't forget about the many cats who wait to dial 911 until AFTER they have feasted on their dead owner's remains.      Posted by on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 10:22 PM [Reply to this]

	Eric	WHAT THE... ?!!!???!?!   Posted by Eric on Monday, August 07, 2006 - 11:24 PM [Reply to this]

	Br@$$ Knuckles	And another hundred trying to keep the Ferret Army from figuring out how to convince old maids to adopt them as the pet of choice. o0;// gfdutk65JUY543;L.CCCCC I put my ferret on the keyboard and that was the gibberish she came up with, maybe they aren't as smart as I thought they were. Then again I'd like to see a cat put the keyboard on CAPS!   Posted by Br@$$ Knuckles on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 3:23 AM [Reply to this]

	Amanda	I'd like to think that my cat would at least attempt to save me, but I tend to be a realistic person... Rubble would hide under the bed.   Posted by Amanda on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 4:51 AM [Reply to this]

	Mel	I bet dogs can get it right....damn cats, can't even save their owner.   Posted by Mel on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 - 5:57 AM [Reply to this]

	Angelica	Ummm...did you steal this line from Dwight and change the dog to a cat?   Posted by Angelica on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 4:06 AM [Reply to this]

	Paula	Guess which one this cat dialed...... http://www.myextremespace.com"> ..http://www.myextremespace.com/animations/76.gif" border="0" alt="Myspace Animations"> Myspace Animations http://www.myextremespace.com" target="_self">..http://www.myextremespace.com/images/extremetag.gif" alt="Myspace Graphics" />   Posted by Paula on Monday, August 14, 2006 - 6:04 PM [Reply to this]

	David	I laughed so hard when I heard Dwight say that line...Sorry you didn't get to go to Michael's 13" viewing party in his bedroom...I don't think you missed much.    Posted by David on Friday, August 18, 2006 - 3:04 PM [Reply to this]

	dallas.	i work at 911.   Posted by dallas. on Sunday, August 20, 2006 - 1:23 AM [Reply to this]

	Kyle W. Peterson Kyle W. Peterson	Wow, I love how seriously some people are taking this. Kyle   Posted by Kyle W. Peterson on Wednesday, August 23, 2006 - 6:03 AM [Reply to this]

	Lisa	I can tell you're listening to the liberal spin of the cats.  I get all my cat related news from the "fair and balanced" news sources, so I know the truth. The truth is, in fact, cats always dial 9-1-1 to save their owner, unless that owner deserved to die for cat abuse.  And then, justice is truly served.  Remember, if you don't trust your cats to dial 9-1-1, the terrorists will win.   Posted by Lisa on Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 8:30 AM [Reply to this]

	I am M	wow man, that's freaky.  i  just heard that somewhere.  don't remember the shoe part though.  the shoe part is funnier.  maybe even funniest. cheers!   Posted by I am M on Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 6:46 PM [Reply to this]

	Charlie Wowbagger Charles Lueck	I saw in a preview that Dwight says this line, what a theif that Dwight is.  He should redact it otherwise its malfescense or malfescenseses sake...   Posted by Charlie Wowbagger on Saturday, September 09, 2006 - 12:19 PM [Reply to this]

	Nick	What would the cat do after it dialed the number though?  Unless your phone dialing-cat could also speak, you're still a dead man.     Posted by Nick on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 7:40 PM [Reply to this]

	Maria (is on Facebook)	Shows how evil cats are.   Posted by Maria (is on Facebook) on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 3:29 AM [Reply to this]

	Maria (is on Facebook)	PETA, Don't be angry.   Posted by Maria (is on Facebook) on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 3:30 AM [Reply to this]

	Mighty Magdalena	Do the cats have a catnip buzz?   Posted by Mighty Magdalena on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 8:36 PM [Reply to this]

	UosdwiS r JewoH	But you just know that the ones who do dial are just doing it because they don't want to lose 'that tall thing that feeds me'. They wouldn't mind eating your dead carcass, but who knows how long it'll take you to die? Cats can't wait around like that because they are Satan's bitchiest minions.   Posted by UosdwiS r JewoH on Monday, September 25, 2006 - 9:26 PM [Reply to this]

		That's really deep... (That's what she said!)   Posted by on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 - 3:02 AM [Reply to this]

	ecola	...or he said, lol.   Posted by ecola on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 - 11:44 PM [Reply to this]

	obiwanbickobi	umm speaking of dialing 911 does any work at a place where you have to dial 9 to get an outside line and then dial 1 for a long distance call and then accidently dial another 1 and then think oh i dialed the wrong number and then  hang up and then get the local police to call you back to see if everything is ok and when you say oh i did that by accident and they still send someone over to see if you are ok???? or ummm was that just me damnit   Posted by obiwanbickobi on Sunday, October 01, 2006 - 12:28 AM [Reply to this]

	tori weber Tori Weber	Ben (obiwanbickobi)-- You will probably never see this reply... but NO you are not the only one. I work in TV news.  A girl here had to fax something internationally.  She dialed 9 to get out.  The international access code is 011.  She forgot the 0.  The fax machine automatically redials until the fax goes through.  She walked away from the fax machine.  The next thing we knew the entire TV station was surrounded by the police.  Poor girl.   Posted by tori weber on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 - 10:28 AM [Reply to this]

	obiwanbickobi	yes i did read it :) and thank god i'm not the only one who does this.........seriously now when i dial out i'm like talking to myself out loud 9 next number next number ok no 911 calls........   Posted by obiwanbickobi on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 - 12:53 PM [Reply to this]

	0	What about dogs?   Posted by 0 on Sunday, October 08, 2006 - 4:18 AM [Reply to this]

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