It’s wacky, we know, but there’s almost TOO MUCH going on with Jubilee to know where to start here. I guess we could begin by telling you about our new “Old Fashioned” Web-Store, yeah? We could flap our gums about it all day, or you should just click HERE to see it for yourself. 

If for some reason yer mouse is broken er sumpthin, I suppose we COULD tell you that the Jubilee Web-Store is the ONLY place online to purchase Jubilee music that comes on those round things they call “cd’s” and “records”. AND, instead of the inconvenience of all that “downloading” stuff, we’ll actually MAIL these things straight to your house! Yeah, just like all those bills and parking tickets you never pay. Or coupons for pizza! 

This is also the only spot you’ll find various types of other Jubilee shwag, such as t-shirts, blow-up dolls, etc. Specific things that’ll get yer pee-pee hard might just be one of our “Super-Duper-Stick’Em In Yer Pooper-Limited Edition” items. The occasional vinyl test press could just pop up now and again… Or posters, bags of Jenni’s pubes, and other random collector-nerd crap. Ya might even notice that right now, there’s a couple 7-inches priced at $25. Whaaaa?! That’s cos we’ve put up a handful of the first 100 records that were pressed for both singles. These versions came on different colors of vinyl, had different inserts, etc. 

We’ll also occasionally be offering special t-shirt designs only available in VERY limited quantities, and NEVER made or sold again. Even at our shows! (Yeah! We’re actually gonna be doing those again too! Whoodathunkit?) The very first of these “Limited Edition” t-shirts is actually available RIGHT NOW. Only 100 of these “Fallout Shelter” shirts are being made, and will NEVER be printed again. These come in either a men’s or women’s style, printed on black regular fit Alternative Apparel “burnout” tees, with yellow ink. “Burnout” fabric is put through an extensive process to reveal years of authentic weathering and a cozy vintage worn-in feel, so no two shirts are exactly the same. These bad-boys are dyed, washed, and pre-shrunk. Sure, we could’ve just made these on cheapo regular “band shirt” crap… But it’s more satisfying forcing our personal tastes upon you. First come, first served, so don’t sit on yr hands there, sperm-burper!

Now… We realize that for some of you, the prices on a few of these items might be a bit out of your range, and a tad expensive. Well, for some of it, you might even be right! But try to understand that in this day and age, being a “musician” ain’t exactly the wisest career move in the world if you enjoy certain luxuries such as… Oh… Electricity… Running water… Food? As they say, “If ya wanna dance, ya gotta pay the band.” So if you enjoy what you hear from us, and what we’re doing (or about to be) don’t hesitate to perpetuate the creation of the finer things in life… Those sounds, sights, and feelings that actually get you out of the bed every day, instead of swingin’ from the ceiling fan above it.

And please be patient with us as we get this whole operation up and running. Soon, the look and function of the store will be getting a significant face-lift. When launched, the new Web-Store will contain quite a bit more items than what are available there now. Thanks for your patience.

Ehhhhhhh… Too late/early to talk about any of the other stuff happening at length, but another illogically long update will appear soon to keep you informed. But, yes… Some Jubilee rock n’ roll shows to take place in Los Angeles are booked, and forthcoming. Other fun stuff as well. Yeah… I probably just answered myself there as to WHY so much is happening now. Cos somehow, this all became fun again. Hmmmm.

This fascist kills guitars, 

Jubilee

P.S. Again… Couldn’t write these ridiculous things without killer tunes to keep the eyes open. If ya haven’t already, do yerself a massive favor, and pick up the new Bauhaus box-sets of their first two albums. A rejected “proper” studio version of “Double Dare” instead of the “live in the studio” Peel session version we’ve only ever known?! Seriously? BOMB. An entire live gig of the band in their prime on the “Mask” tour that sounds better than ANY other live Bauhaus stuff available before? SICK. Do I even need to mention The Jesus Lizard re-mastered and expanded albums? SELL BODY FLUID IF YOU HAVE TO… Just get this stuff! And the mother of them all… The Stone Roses “Collector’s Edition” box-set. Are 3 cd’s, 3 lp’s, a live dvd, a 48-page book, six 12x12 art prints, and a lemon-shaped USB drive that includes all the audio content REALLY necessary for just ONE album. Well, when it’s quite possibly the greatest album of the last 20 years, then… YES. Sell yer mom’s car if you have to. You NEED this. ALMOST as much as you need EVERYTHING for sale on the new Jubilee Web-Store.