Dear Reader,

I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

I have even MORE shocking news for you. You won't have to spend a dime to meet him, and it shouldn't take more than TEN MINUTES of your time.

I have STILL MORE shocking news for you. Even if this should happen for you, I will still owe you a GREAT, BIG, FAT APOLOGY.

Allow me a minute to explain.

This is NOT a pitch to sell anything, an irresistible love potion, or a psychic astrological-past life love chart.

So just what the heck IS this a pitch for then?

Quite simply, it's a pitch for ME!

OK. Allow me ANOTHER minute to explain.

My name is T.K. and I've gone to the extreme of pulling a crazy stunt like this because I very much want to meet a VERY SPECIAL lady to love and enjoy and respect. Who knows? Maybe YOU are her.

I KNOW you are out there, somewhere. But I've recently realized that I would have to do something DRASTIC to get your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS, and DUMB-ASSES who are keeping us from meeting each other.

I hope that last sentence doesn't seem overly negative, but I think it's a pretty accurate description of the singles scene, for both men AND women.