I had the incredible opportunity to see at midnight opening night the new film Twilight. This film is about a highschool girl who is in love with a vampire that wants to suck her blood.

This is irrefutably the worst movie I have ever seen.

Let me attempt to rate each element on a scale of 1-5.

Acting = 1
Screenplay = 1
Cinematography = 1
Humor = 5 (unintentional)
Action = 3
Emotional Impact = .3


I sat in the theater full of highschool girls, who, everytime Edward Cullen the heartthrob vampire came on screen, would grip tightly to their armrests and breath deeply out of being swooned out of their minds. This was a trip.

However horrible this film was, I recommend it to all, because it may, like it was for me, be amongst the best theater experience of my life.

But try to sneak in without paying 10 bucks for such an atrocity.

-Riley