You have my attention... and even though I was flaunting my boobs in your face you didn's seem to care much

Em

I think this is wonderful and I am happy that a person like you with your talent is getting to do what you always wanted..... AWESOME

again I am happy to see you, were you are and where you are about to go!!!!

FLIPPIN FUNNY

SCREW the people with bad vibs

I read that you did....

wow that made me sad.... i dont think i get it... man your deep...... feel better? hmmmm....well love ya!! and i'll be your fan for life... xoxo

Your set last week was great.  I am going to the August 1st taping..... and I'm really looking forward to it.  Keep it up..... I think you have a great shot.

You are one of the funniest unknown talents that I have ever watched on Last Comic Standing.  I loved the bit this week when you compared smoking and drinking to peeing and pooping.  Now, I am waiting for you to perform live in my area, so that I can laugh uncontrollably with the rest of the audience and not just while watching my television in my underwear with my bong in hand.  Sorry if I took that too far, at least I didnt say where my other hand was...down my pants and not the front side.  But that has nothing to do with you, that's for Roz.  I think I said too much. Anyways, keep up the hilarity, and I will carry on with the uproarious laughter. 

I will DEFINATELY see you in NYC....Im SO glad you're coming near me!!!!! I think you are AWESOME, and your set they showed on Tuesday was hysterical!!!  You sound like you're ready to give up tho!! Don't give up! Go for it! You can win this thing! I'll vote my tush off for ya!! ~(_|_)~

Tara

Hey sweetie, don't worry so much.  Everything will be o.k.  I've known you since you were pretty much just beginning in the industry.  I've always known that you would make it and you still will.  You know I've always believed in you and thought that you were extremely talanted, and obviously I'm not the only one.  Even if last week's performance wasn't necessarly as good as those in previous weeks, you still prove to be funnier than some of the other comedians.  The jokes were still very funny, but perhaps the timing was a little off on the religion bit.  I still voted, and made sure everyone I knew voted as well.  Hopefully I'll be able to see you when you're in K.C.

As you already know you have my attention and I am doing all I can to share you with the world. Thank you for your appreciation! You didn't seem that nervous to me go to my profile and watch it again. Your parents are just beeming. Keep up the good work! I'll keep posting.

Ohh, I hope u start to enjoy the ride again in your new car. Your previous weeks have not been forgotten, I liked your performance this week. I'm looking forward to the rest since I doubt I will get the chance to see you live, nobody comes to Jackson MS much.

I'll see you in KC...very excited to hear your set...

Peace Out!

I have one word for you....Zoloft. Zoloft and booze, or pot, yes Zoloft and pot, that will do the trick. Just kidding Chris. You rock. Keep a stiff upper stiffy.

TheComediansWife

Chris, you are awesome!!!  And so sexxxxy!  You were definately the funniest (again......)   The best of luck to you, but I don't think you will need it.  You rock. 

Nah, a new car won't work either.  You have too many new fans.  Maybe a van or bus.  No, no, a really cool RV so we could all ride together and party!

Seriously dude, you just get better each week.  You had me crying tonight

Libby

Screw the people with bad vibes, u my friend have a gift and it should be shared with the world.  The best thing that could have happened is that they put a mic in ur hand.

Well now, aren't you full of interesting energy! Good for you Chris...by the way, I'm one of those good vibe senders!  All that matters in this crazy, rollercoaster, brain fucked world is that you get out of it and take with you, something beautiful, and something useful.  I love your comedy, and I love your open, honest approach to your crazed, slightly neurotic friends and fans!  I guess I would have to be plopped into that category as well...Keep up the great work!!

xoxo
Angel

chris..you're funny, you've always been funny, you'll always be funny! ..you have everyones attention...we all support you and wish u the tottal best!..your performances thoughout LCS have been..in my perspective..FLAWLESS..there hilariouse skits, and after all id done..im sure most would agree..YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST!..no no worries man!..keep the vibe up!

peace&luv, nichole

A man does what he must in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers, and pressures and that is the basis of all human morality.  John F. Kennedy, Profiles in Courage (1956)

Hey Chris. I've never had the experience, but I imagine that being in the public eye in a larger forum than you've been used to is pretty fucking intimidating. I've loved all of your performances, but really, it's not the material or the night or the stage that matters. It's the comedian. You have ...something. "The" something. If you don't dig the facade, then change it. You can be at this level and play their game but you can make the playing arena look however you want it to, not unlike the Matrix. lol. Your vehicle can be whatever make and model you choose. Haha. Mixed metaphors. But YOU started it with the whole car thing! :) Chin up. You've got my attention too and believe me, even if you ever do have a bad night, your fans have always got your back. :)

ps--Come back to Tempe! Portland (OR) works for me too. Ha.

Chris even if you are feeling under the gun, you continue to pull out great subtle material that is even funnier when revisited.  I TIVO each episode and rewatch the previous week before the newest one starts, mainly cause I hate Fear Factor and there is nothing on. . . and your set from last week was even funnier. . .You always make me laugh and think and then laugh some more. . . thanks::

Hey chris! Listen, take it from a musician who has been out here struggling. You will always have the losers who want to put you down and hate on you. What you have to focus on is honing your craft to be the best you can be. If you feel in your heart that you have attained that, fuck everyone else. THEIR opinions don't matter. That's why they are losers.  Someone will always have something negative to say. The trick is NOT TO LISTEN.  I actually think that you and Josh are the most talented comics on that show. You both have been equally consistent where others have failed miserably.  Keep your head up, i know you can get to where this whole celebrity head trip can play with your mind but keep your focus on the goal and that's getting out there and recognition! Take care and hit me up! i think you are S E X Y! MEOW!

ginger

You know what you want to do w/ comedy...keep going there.

Fuck the pressure, and the bad vibes...just keep on doing what you've always done,

we love you no matter what!!!

ps. Sir-Gregory's is a thing of the past...IRS!!!!!

You're a funny dude!  Love ya! 

Andrea

Chris, you got robbed. Last Comic Standing has done that in the past, but this year I was hoping it would be different. There were some very funny people who didn't make it into the 'house', and looking at the comics on the Queen Mary you were easily the funniest. Unless my memory is wrong, no one challenged you to a head to head. There's a reason for that.

After watching the full (or so I assume) sets on nbc.com/lcs, I think the producers edited things horribly. All the viewers have to go on is what they see, and it can't be a real competition when the voters don't see it all. The last few weeks you pulled farther ahead while the others repeated some stuff we'd already seen. It kills me to see comics on TV or hear them on the radio doing the same bits they just did on other shows. It's one thing when you're on tour and in different cities, but to repeat stuff on the same TV show is beyond lame.

Things didn't go the way they should have, I couldn't believe it when they called your name on Tuesday. I stopped watching, the show was over.

Know that you gained alot of fans using this vehicle. You're not only a great comic, but you did this the way it should be done.

Thats is definately the right attitude, man. Keep moving forward and you will get what you want.

Leejohn

Looking forward to seeing you in NYC!

...maybe you should run for President...i know i am.

-Seed