So this is the deal. LauRenn (l-train) and I will be starting a summer dodgeball/kickball team. We will probably play games every Sunday. Early afternoon. Alternating between Kickball (with the Brooklyn Kickball League) and Dodgeball (with niggaz we recruiting now, that got some balls...rather than those pussy fucks that are only about kickball) We need peeps. BUT!!! We do not want people who are not down ass bitches for our team. Like don't say "yay, cool that sounds fun." Then join our team and never show up for games and shit. Cause then we will have to kick your fuckin ass. For Kickball we need niggaz that's down to be in a team...for Dodgeball we need niggaz to get teams and challenge us. Word. this is like an open challenge to all you pansy bitches that think you can represent or that you got skills in Dodgeball. Remember when you were all pimply and unpopular in school, and during dodgeball, in gym, the cool kids would peg you crazy hard and call you a bitch? ...Yeah, that's gonna happen again... Think not? Do something about it. Accept our challenge. Get revenge for your past. ...or, go home, strip naked, curl into a ball in the corner of your apartment and cry yourself to sleep, as you usually do...loser. For the Team: We need people that will be willing to dedicate Sunday afternoons to playing kickball or dodgeball, drinking alcohol dressed as a pirate, (mandatory to wear a mustache) and you hopefully have some type of athletic ability. Cause we're basically all about winning. Our team (and the games) will be extremely rude and we shall swear alot, for we are pirates and thats how they roll. When we are victorious we will gloat in the losers faces. We will call them names like "Chooch, douches, toolsheds, little barking spiders, etc." For the Dodgeball: Holla at us and bring it. If any of this appeals to you, please let me or Laurenn know. Adios bitches.