Britney Spears shaved her head?  Big deal.  She's been shaving my balls for years.  I know it's not the same thing but to be fair, I've been shaving her balls, too.  The moral of the story?  It's hard to shave your own balls.  Anna Nicole Smith used to shave them boy she had a gentle touch.  But Howard K.Stern used to insist he had to watch just to make sure Anna was OK.  That was too creepy even for me.  The guy used to beg me to throw my poop at him!

Anyway, we have awesome, super, new, funny, fucked-up, crazy, cool, new shirts this week.  If you need instructions on how to pack a bowl, we've got the shirt for you.  If your pussy is spectacular, if you love cold medicine, if you're a retard, if you like to poop; or you don't give a shit you should take a look.  If you're mild and lazy, if you'd rather nurse a beer than a baby, if you're looking for anonymous sex with no strings attached (not you, Father Flanagan!) Check them out.

These are the best, cool, funny t-shirts in the world so check them out, bitches.

I throw my poop in your general direction,

Fuzzy