Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology."

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch!!!

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. KFC or McDonald's.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Applebee's owns my soul but my heart belongs to Baja.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Depends on the place… Waffle House and COTC = way too much.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Chicken.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Cheese.

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. I can't believe it's not butter.

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low. Sexy!!!

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Righty Baby! The way God intended all to be!!!

Q. What's your best feature?
A. I love my eyes and my hair.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. um… Too bad vic took the penis joke.

Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Hmm. Looking? Is that one?

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. August 13, 1997. Give or take a few years.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Record player.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. I don't remember.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No, I would go crazy if I did.

Q. Is love for real?
A. Absolutely.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Zachary Kelevra.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Grey? I have enough of it.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. No.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Probably. I'm pretty influential. If I'm alive they want to stay alive… I think you get where I'm coming from.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I guess so since I'm still here.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. only if they put me under first.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Oh, most definatley!

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Nope.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Nope! Unless it was very small.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No. it's never okay to kill someone.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Keys and chapstick.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Oh yes.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Wooden.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes!!!

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Negative 2.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I spy on one every day!!!

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Happy.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: A-lick and Loo!

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Suxanne.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Joe.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 23. I had it before the movie came out so don't think I'm just taking it to be dramatic.

Q: Color?
A: Orange!

Q: Season?
A: Cloudy?

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Yes.

Q: Mood?
A: Is tired a mood? If not than anxious! I'm getting my Mac today, maybe!

Q: Listening to?
A: Thomas snoring.

Q: Watching?
A. The Munsters.

Q: Worrying about?
A: Niente.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Eugene's tank to feed him.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Get my computer!

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes!!!