Things that bother me:

1. I hate it when people speak or write/type the English language (or any language) incorrectly. When there is a picture of you and another person you do not say, "This is a picture of Stuart and I." You say, "This is a picture of Stuart and me" or "This is a picture of me and Stuart." The rule is, for those of you that don't know, if you're going to explain something, it has to sound right if the other person is NOT in the story or picture. Example: "This is a picture of Stuart and I" isn't correct English if Stuart isn't in the sentence; "This is a picture of I." However, if you were to go to the movies with Stuart you WOULD say, "Stuart and I are going to the movies/went to the movies" because if you took him out now it would properly say, "I am going to the movies/went to the movies." Do you think you get it now?
2. If you were to meet someone and they said, "Hi, my name is Rachel" you wouldn't say, "Nice to meet you Rach!" You would call her by the name she told you, right? If you said yes to this than answer me this: Why do you call me Jackie if I told you my name is Jacqueline! I don't even like the name Jackie. I think it makes me sound like I have pigtails and sell buttered bread for a ha' penny a slice. Unless you've known me since elementary school, please stop calling me Jackie. Why? you might ask. Well, if you've known me since elementary school, you should know why. Joe, JT, and Tesstopher are the only three exceptions. Plus the only person that can call me Jackie with it sounding comfortable is Gaston. I'm not sure why that is though.
3. If you don't know the words to the songs, DON'T SING THEM!
4. If you watch porn on a daily or even weekly basis, you shouldn't judge other people (namely me) for the movies they watch (namely The Notebook or The Entire -Kind of- Winnie The Pooh VHS series).
5. Don't take something of mine and keep it for months and months on end thinking I don't know you still have it. I do know and I am mad. Aaricka, this is not directed towards you, but I would like Donnie Darko back.
6. If you didn't call me for my eighteenth birthday, which was March 9th by the way, you are not forgiven. If you have spoken to me since then and think we're cool please know we aren't. Again, Aaricka, this is not directed towards you.
7. Crickets.
8. Fire ants.
9. Other kinds of ants and all bugs for that matter.
10. Being too hot.
11. Being too cold.
12. When people confuse to, two, and too, as meaning the same things therefore being spelled the same ways. Also: your and you're - there, they're, and their - hear and here.
13. When people use basically, apparently, and supposedly incorrectly. It's not pronounced supposeBly!
14. Lists that end with an odd number.

Love,
Jacqueline (NOT JACKIE!)