Hail legions!

Your Captain pInluH here bringing you all the news that you may or may not want to hear.

Yes it is true. Stovokor will be returning to the fold, your favorite intergalactic opressors have come back to taunt you mercilessly and destroy the sanctity of your women!

After five long Solar months of recording Stovokor will be playing Apr. 22nd. at Ground Kontrol. Those of you who were in attendance for our last show there know that I can still top any of your pathetic "arcade" game scores even after twenty eight of your Earth "beers". So it is with this challenge I offer up the first Stovokor Human Edurance challenge.

You have until 4/19/07 to submit your highest score at either Asteroids, Star Wars (dare I say it) or Star Trek the Next Generation pinball in the form of a jpg image to stovokor_metal@yahoo.com .The highest score recieved will win the honor of joining myself and other members of the band for a beer at the show, bought by none other than yours truly. SO, take your feeble fingers and start practicing, this is a rare opportunity! In the event of a tie, the TWO winning parties will in fact by me a beer. So be less pathetic than normal and compete with your fellow humans!

I hope to see you all there, as you will be easier to subjegate because we will not have to round you up! Here is the official info:

Sunday 4/22
Ground Kontrol

Stovokor
Saros (SF, CA)
Wargoat (formerly HC Minds, ex-YOB)
DJ Nate C

9pm, 21+, $6

Until then, continue to practice your subservience as it will be required once past the door. -pInluH