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Last Updated: 11/16/2009

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Status: Single
City: LOS ANGELES
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 9/15/2005

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Monday, February 04, 2008 
Watch the video that goes with this...
BrainNoise.com

The biggest losers had to be the AD AGENCIES. Some of the worst ads I have ever seen. I was going to review the best ads, but I can not even think of one! I'm really sorry that this technology that can make babies look like they're talking came along. Now it's in all these commercials. Talking babies are stupid. Babies can't talk, and if they could they wouldn't be talking about E Trades. They have more pressing issues like why is there a scary clown at my party?

Because of such a disgusting show of lack of creativity and outrageous hackneyed humdrum (I think everything was either bodily secretions-- the baby puked in the E Trade ad-- or contrived, seen before sexual overtness), I am asking you to boycott the following products:

1. E Trade
2. Planters Nuts-- wow was that a horrible and unrealistic payoff
3. Cars.com-- for the shrinking head thing.
4. Wall E (some stupid movie that made me realize if massive amounts of people go see this-- I do not belong in this world.)
5. G2 (Gatorade) Gatorade is dog's best friend. It is probably harmful to a dog.
6. Taco Bell for using cliche sexual gestures that we have seen a million times before.
7. Bridgestone because they did not hit Richard Simmons.
8. Tide To Go... the talking stain looked like a penis. I would prefer a more female looking stain.

And then there was one for Amp Energy-- in this ad a goofy, overweight, white guy dancing (have we seen this before???) puts jumper cables to his nipples and jump starts a girls car... while chugging Amp Energy for power. I CAN NOT WAIT to hear about some buffoontard actually trying to do this. It will happen. And I hope they tape it for Youtube. Get ready for the lawsuit Amp.

So many Budweiser ads that my Corona started to taste like a Budweiser. I want a horse now.

The closest thing to funny was the Careerbuilder.com ad where a womans heart jumped out of her chest and went into the bosses office and quit. And even that didn't do much for me. But the initial action of the heart jumping out of her blouse and onto her keyboard was funny.

Absent were all political ads. It would have been nice to tie in Superbowl Sunday with Super Tuesday. WHAT A SUPER WEEK!

If you want to pain yourself and see any of these ads as a point of reference to my above commentary, they are all on
Myspace.com

(And as I take a deep breath, I disappear back into my brain.)
Oa

More VLOGS and BLOGS at
BrainNoise.com
5:07 AM
 
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Comedian Will C.

 
You didn't like the Rocky themed Budweiser commercial or the guy jump starting the chicks car by putting the battery cables on his nipples? And to think guys like Tony Vinh are sitting in their plush little cubilcles writing this horse shit!!!
 
Posted by Comedian Will C. on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 4:57 AM
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Orny Adams

 
Nope-- see what I added to the blog above...
 
Posted by Orny Adams on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 5:18 AM
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Neil Constantine

 
I agree. The only ad that did anything for me was the Doritos ad where the mouse jumped through the wall and beat the guy senseless.

How many more of these Budweiser commercials with the horse being overlooked, but never giving up and being trained by [insert silly animal] to make it next year are we gonna have to see recycled again and again. Because everybody knows horses can't wait to pull heavy fat beer drinkers around n the freezing cold.

A hazaa to you good sir.
 
Posted by Neil Constantine on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 5:02 AM
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mALX

 
The worst part is that giant mouse ad was from last years Super Bowl, they just replayed it this year. Still cute, but pretty cheesy to play last years ads on us during the Super Bowl.
 
Posted by mALX on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 8:45 AM
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Neil Constantine

 
Wow did not even realize that.
 
Posted by Neil Constantine on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 2:23 PM
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Bendo Calrissian

 
I hate to flood this blog, but I meant new not knew..I don't want anyone to think I'm someone who confuses where with were, or there for their. Because this is after all the internet. No one would ever think I made a casual mistake, and just instead assume I don't know the difference and flame me for grammatical errors.
 
Posted by Bendo Calrissian on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 5:27 AM
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Bendo Calrissian

 
I wasn't even a knew commercial either. Doesn't that violate some Superbowl ad law?
 
Posted by Bendo Calrissian on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 5:20 AM
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Orny Adams

 
You're right-- added something to the blog I thought during the game!
Oa
 
Posted by Orny Adams on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 5:17 AM
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Bendo Calrissian

 
I agree..it wasn't enough to pull my head out a book. I only started to watch once I was done.
 
Posted by Bendo Calrissian on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 5:19 AM
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Stu Baker

 
Who needs Super Bowl commercials when you have BrainNoise.com

Put THAT in you next Vlog (and smoke it!)

(Although, I did think the talking baby was funny when he said clowns are creepy, which is true.
Just look at Will C.)
 
Posted by Stu Baker on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 5:42 AM
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mALX

 
I was so busy gagging over the baby puking that I missed that line!
 
Posted by mALX on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 8:48 AM
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Steph

 
Gee, now I'm doubly glad that I didn't watch the Superbowl (like I would have even without the annoying commercials).
 
Posted by Steph on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 6:52 AM
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mALX

 
Ok, the talking tide stain, if that is what a penis looks like then I need to go back to school!
However, you must admit the Toyota ferrets, the Sobe lizards, and the Bridgestone squirrel ads were cute.

I liked the Fav 5 T mobile ad, but it made it's debut at least a month before Super Bowl Sunday.

I liked the Sunsilk ad only because Shakira sang in it, and actually liked the other Bridgestone ad even though Richard Simmons didn't get hit, (but they really should have used a stunt double or CTD and shown him flying through the air with that shorts set he was wearing flapping).

Maybe we can pool our own ideas for next years Super Bowl and come up with some better fodder.
 
Posted by mALX on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 9:08 AM
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Orny Adams

 
Sounds like to me mALX you really dug most of the ads. TALKING ANIMALS and ANIMALS in ads all needs to stop too. Enough. If I buy a Toyota it will not be because of a ferret. Thanks for your comments. I am putting you in my fav 5.
Oa
 
Posted by Orny Adams on Monday, February 04, 2008 - 6:47 PM
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Michelle Williams

 
Happy Mardi Gras, Baby!
 
Posted by Michelle..Check out barrykeenan.com on Tuesday, February 05, 2008 - 6:49 PM
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