[Hook]
Where's the remote?
My show is on! My show is on!
Can't miss my show! My show is on!
My show is on! My show is on!
Where's the remote? My show is on!
My show is on! My show is on!
Can't miss my show! My show is on!
Hurry up! My show is on!

[Verse One]
Channel 1 of this song, Meet Tanika/
Suspended from school for cussing at her teacher/
So her mother sends her to Craig Lewis/
She comes back and throws away all her music/
and deletes all her mp3s/
now satan can finally leave her daughter's speech/
with no CDs -- she gets the remote and watch TV/
Her show is on!/
After watchin Sopranos, her friend's on the phone/
saying Will Smith's showering with no clothes on/
lustin Will like bees lust honey/
forgot that the movie was more about Sonny/
back in school quoting lines from the movie/
disrupting the class, teacher says "excuse me"/
"no more outburst, or else....please"/
She sneezes and says, "I'm allergic to [bleep bleep]"/
The class laughs --/
Tanika's suspended again/ her mom is like "Dag"/
"I don't know what to do with your [bleep]"/
"You're just like your [bleep bleep] dad. [bleep bleep]"/
"and he ain't worth [bleep]"/
"Yeah, I'm a Mad Black Woman"/
"Tyler should do a sitcom on me"/

[Hook]
Where's the remote?
My show is on! My show is on!
Can't miss my show! My show is on!
My show is on! My show is on!
Where's the remote? My show is on!
My show is on! My show is on!
Can't miss my show! My show is on!
Hurry up! My show is on!

[Verse Two]
Channel 2 of this song, Meet America/
who claims music causes the shootings in your area/
Yeah, Diddy told me that I was pretty/
but Sarah Jessica Parker said that Sex in The City/
is cool...I'll trash my Easy E/
if you agree to throw away your DVDs/
if not, then leave me be/
Frank Lucas never killed anybody while bumpin that Jay-Z/
Brad Jordan gets more blame than Al Pacino/
both are Scarfaces that we know/
Columbine blamed Curt Cobain quick/
but didn't I see them trench coats in the Matrix?/
and the guns too/ My God!/
I'm sure Imus learned the n-word from his iPod/
but he caught it more than Michael Richards/
and I'm sure it helped to have Seinfeld in the picture/
Stupid to blame us lyrically/
like Michael Vick took what DMX said literally/
Where my dogs at?/
Turn to A&E, and watch Dog the Bounty Hunter dogg blacks/
Hate to point the finger, but it's apparent/
the only one paying for the cable are the parents/

[Hook]
Where's the remote?
My show is on! My show is on!
Can't miss my show! My show is on!
My show is on! My show is on!
Where's the remote? My show is on!
My show is on! My show is on!
Can't miss my show! My show is on!
Hurry up! My show is on!